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inertia

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He should have got a job at Waitrose
« on: June 15, 2015, 10:25:13 am »
 After landing his new job as a Asda greeter, a good find for many retirees, Dave Jordan lasted less than a day.
 About two hours into his first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. He said pleasantly, “Good morning and welcome to Asda. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?’
 The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, “Hell no, they ain’t twins. The oldest one is 9, and the other one is 7. Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?”
 So he replied, “I’m neither blind nor stupid, ma’am. I just couldn’t believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Asda .” His supervisor said he probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work.
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Re: He should have got a job at Waitrose
« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2015, 10:47:42 am »
Epic.. :-))
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Re: He should have got a job at Waitrose
« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2015, 10:53:37 am »
What did you have in your cocoa last night, Dave?   ;D
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Re: He should have got a job at Waitrose
« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2015, 11:36:39 am »
It wasn't me, guv - Liz sent them both on from Facebook. She had liquorice tea (ugh!).
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Re: He should have got a job at Waitrose
« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2015, 07:03:28 pm »
That was very good  :-))
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Re: He should have got a job at Waitrose
« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2015, 10:22:14 am »
 {-) O0 %) {-)

Thanks I got a good laugh out of that one ! I don't see why he should have lost his job, he was only stating the thruth!

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Re: He should have got a job at Waitrose
« Reply #6 on: June 16, 2015, 01:35:44 pm »
I liked that a good morning laugh to bad he lost his job but with patrons like that it was bound to happen.
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