OK - if you don't know what Freecycle is, I highly recommend Googling it and discovering a world of recycling that can help your junk filing cabinet become someone else's useful office equipment, and their set of cookery books yours...as it were.
But there is a side to Freecycle that I find very amusing so I thought I'd share, this is a list of some of the items posted as offered, (free of course), to those who want to email and collect...
(Offered)
Dursley - Builders rubble - about 14 tonnes
Bedford - Broken container, suit large garden plant.
Bath-Wotton - Used toothpaste tubes - collectors items
Gloucester - Christmas Cards, all have one side unmarked
Bussage - Lilac tree stump, dug out of my parents a week ago
Sapperton - large rock, will not fit in estate car
Leeds - 4 radiators, various sizes, collector to disconnect from flat
Stroud - Black & White TV - not working
Nottingham - Newspapers, large collection 1989-1993 plus firebrick making machine
Chobham - Unique knitted Cardigan, made from natural Poodle wool, fit 8-12 year old.
Dorchester - Set of six 2 gallon sealable containers, need rinsing
Godalming - medical text books and box of 1000 hypodermic syringes (sterile, sealed 1988)
Piddletrenthide - Sack full of mole skins, approx 80, cleaned and treated, ready for use.
Bristol - oversized men's underwear, good condition, large selection, bought as job lot.
Frampton Mansell - ladies size 7 shoes, 10 pairs, heels missing.
Re-offered - rubble, Dursley
Cheltenham - Goose fat, for cooking or insulation purposes
Halsey - Framed, stretched Harley Davidson tattoo, 12" x 18" (real skin) unwanted heirloom...