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Nemo

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Why DID the chicken cross the road?
« on: October 30, 2015, 02:57:14 pm »
Why DID the Chicken Cross the Road?

Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.
My Grandpa: In my day, we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us the chicken crossed the road and that was good enough for us.
Aristotle: It is the nature of the chickens to cross roads.
Ronald Regan: What chicken?
Pat Buchanan: To steal a job from a decent, hard working American.
Capt. James T. Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
First Lieut. Spock: Because it is logical for it to do so.
Fox Mulder: You saw it cross with your own two eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before we believe it?
Bill Gates: We own the chicken and we own the road. It’s none of your business.
Albert Einstein: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken.
Bill Clinton: I did not cross the road with that chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken please?
Buddha: If you ask me this question, you deny your own chicken nature.
Charles Darwin: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically pre-dispositioned to cross the roads.
Sherlock Holmes: Do not concern yourself with the chicken that did cross the road; the answer lies with the chicken that did not cross the road.
Jack Nicholson: “Cause it (expletive) wanted to, that’s the (expletive) reason.
Martin Luther King Jr: I have a dream brothers and sisters, where all chickens will be free to cross the roads without having their motives called into question.
Saeed Al Sahaf (ex-Iraqi information minister): There are no chickens.
Arnold Scharzenneger: It’ll be back.
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Re: Why DID the chicken cross the road?
« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2015, 03:10:31 pm »
Ray Brown (that's me): Because some (expletive) developer put it there.  >>:-(
 
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Re: Why DID the chicken cross the road?
« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2015, 04:25:19 pm »
Captain Nemo : There must be some eggsplanation!  O0
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Re: Why DID the chicken cross the road?
« Reply #3 on: October 30, 2015, 04:30:55 pm »
The other mans grass is always greener
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Re: Why DID the chicken cross the road?
« Reply #4 on: October 30, 2015, 05:08:13 pm »
Didn't he cross the road to see his flat-mate?
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Re: Why DID the chicken cross the road?
« Reply #5 on: October 30, 2015, 05:18:23 pm »
Quote from: plastic on October 30, 2015, 05:08:13 pm
Didn't he cross the road to see his flat-mate?


No that was the hedghog
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Re: Why DID the chicken cross the road?
« Reply #6 on: October 30, 2015, 05:58:42 pm »
Cos she was egged on by her mate.....
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Re: Why DID the chicken cross the road?
« Reply #7 on: October 30, 2015, 06:02:40 pm »
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Re: Why DID the chicken cross the road?
« Reply #8 on: October 30, 2015, 06:21:46 pm »
 :-)) Because he was a plucky chicken {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-)
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Re: Why DID the chicken cross the road?
« Reply #9 on: October 30, 2015, 06:45:37 pm »
Colonel Sanders winked at him
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Re: Why DID the chicken cross the road?
« Reply #10 on: October 30, 2015, 06:50:52 pm »
Now, wait a minute, which chicken are we talking about here? {:-{
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Re: Why DID the chicken cross the road?
« Reply #11 on: October 30, 2015, 09:06:27 pm »
Its obvious because
The chicken wasn't chicken  :-))
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Re: Why DID the chicken cross the road?
« Reply #12 on: October 30, 2015, 09:19:11 pm »
Because she saw a zebra crossing.


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Re: Why DID the chicken cross the road?
« Reply #13 on: October 30, 2015, 09:42:11 pm »
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Re: Why DID the chicken cross the road?
« Reply #14 on: October 31, 2015, 02:55:12 am »
Quote from: sparkey on October 30, 2015, 06:21:46 pm
:-)) Because he was a plucky chicken {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-)
No HE was a roadster.
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Re: Why DID the chicken cross the road?
« Reply #15 on: October 31, 2015, 07:40:33 am »
A Road Island Red???

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Re: Why DID the chicken cross the road?
« Reply #16 on: October 31, 2015, 08:40:21 am »
Joey Essex - Whats a chicken?
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Re: Why DID the chicken cross the road?
« Reply #17 on: October 31, 2015, 09:13:06 am »
 {-) Don't mess with the chicken.    {-) {-) {-) {-) {-)                                                                                                                                                                         https://youtu.be/d277T73eHTQ
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Re: Why DID the chicken cross the road?
« Reply #18 on: October 31, 2015, 09:47:16 am »



It was all part of the "chicken run" :-))
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Re: Why DID the chicken cross the road?
« Reply #19 on: October 31, 2015, 04:55:00 pm »
Col. Sanders - To get to my deep-fryer aqap.
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Re: Why DID the chicken cross the road?
« Reply #20 on: November 03, 2015, 01:44:56 pm »
Could a chicken crossing the road be called,  'poultry in motion' ?
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Re: Why DID the chicken cross the road?
« Reply #21 on: November 03, 2015, 02:42:46 pm »
The answer is very difficult
BUT no doubt  The Parson "nose"  ! :-))
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Re: Why DID the chicken cross the road?
« Reply #22 on: November 03, 2015, 08:37:48 pm »
 :-))
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Re: Why DID the chicken cross the road?
« Reply #23 on: November 05, 2015, 09:09:38 pm »
 O0
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Re: Why DID the chicken cross the road?
« Reply #24 on: November 05, 2015, 09:54:55 pm »
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