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Responses to an Invitation to the Scientists' Ball:
« on: November 04, 2015, 07:31:31 pm »

• Pierre and Marie Curie were radiating enthusiasm.
• Einstein thought it would be relatively easy to attend.
• Volta was electrified and Archimedes was buoyant at the thought.
• Ampere was worried he wasn't up on current research.
• Ohm resisted the idea.
• Hertz said he planned the future to attend with greater frequency.
• Boyle said he was under too much pressure.
• Edison thought it would be an illuminating experience.
• Watt reckoned it would be a good way to let off steam.
• Wilbur Wright accepted, provided he and Orville could get a flight.
• Dr Jekyll declined - saying he hadn't been feeling himself lately.
• Morse's reply: "I'll be there on the dot. Can't stop now must dash."
• Hawking said he'd try to string enough time together to make a space in his schedule.
• Descartes said he'd think about it.
  Dunlop declined as was too tyred.
  Bell said he would ring and confirm.

Any more we can think of geniuses?  :-))

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Re: Responses to an Invitation to the Scientists' Ball:
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2015, 07:58:52 pm »

Hook could make it at a stretch


Pascal couldn't remember the number



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Re: Responses to an Invitation to the Scientists' Ball:
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2015, 08:00:24 pm »

Noah said he was working on his transport and hoped to be there

Come rain or Shine


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Re: Responses to an Invitation to the Scientists' Ball:
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2015, 08:10:52 pm »

Nobel thought it should go with a BANG! He offered to bring the prizes.

Von Braun agreed to attend after he had a close shave.

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Re: Responses to an Invitation to the Scientists' Ball:
« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2015, 09:04:03 pm »

Lazlo Biro said he'd write it down to remind him
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Re: Responses to an Invitation to the Scientists' Ball:
« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2015, 09:35:04 pm »

Boole thought the whole thing illogical
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Re: Responses to an Invitation to the Scientists' Ball:
« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2015, 09:39:38 pm »

Bunsen wanted to go but had to put it on the back burner!
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Re: Responses to an Invitation to the Scientists' Ball:
« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2015, 10:12:20 pm »

Dyson thought the whole idea sucked!
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Re: Responses to an Invitation to the Scientists' Ball:
« Reply #8 on: November 04, 2015, 10:13:29 pm »

Newton's reaction had gravitas


Franklin had a lightning response


Curie had a nuclear reaction
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Re: Responses to an Invitation to the Scientists' Ball:
« Reply #9 on: November 04, 2015, 11:07:18 pm »

Baird said "no thank you - I'll watch it on T.V." ;D
 
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Re: Responses to an Invitation to the Scientists' Ball:
« Reply #10 on: November 04, 2015, 11:26:49 pm »

Nothing would induce Henry to go.
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Re: Responses to an Invitation to the Scientists' Ball:
« Reply #11 on: November 04, 2015, 11:29:57 pm »

And, Tycho Brahe has a nose for a good party!
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Re: Responses to an Invitation to the Scientists' Ball:
« Reply #12 on: November 05, 2015, 02:26:28 am »

Heisenberg replied:  "not certain"
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Re: Responses to an Invitation to the Scientists' Ball:
« Reply #13 on: November 05, 2015, 08:37:45 am »

Michael Faraday is being a bit cagey about the whole idea.
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Re: Responses to an Invitation to the Scientists' Ball:
« Reply #14 on: November 05, 2015, 08:43:46 am »

Freud - can i bring my mother on a sleep over
 
 
WHAT?  %) :P
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Re: Responses to an Invitation to the Scientists' Ball:
« Reply #15 on: November 05, 2015, 09:46:10 am »

Dunlop gave an inflated response


Diesel said he couldn't come as his spark had gone


Colt just repeated himself
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Re: Responses to an Invitation to the Scientists' Ball:
« Reply #16 on: November 05, 2015, 07:29:27 pm »

Wankel said he would come round and round and...
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Re: Responses to an Invitation to the Scientists' Ball:
« Reply #17 on: November 05, 2015, 08:54:34 pm »

Newton reacted immediately and accepted with some momentum.

Jobs accepted as he could discuss apples with Newton.

Babbage sent an email declining.
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Re: Responses to an Invitation to the Scientists' Ball:
« Reply #18 on: November 05, 2015, 10:00:35 pm »

Heisenberg replied that he was uncertain
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Re: Responses to an Invitation to the Scientists' Ball:
« Reply #19 on: November 05, 2015, 10:46:07 pm »

Diogenes doubted there even was a Ball.  :}

Baylis thought it was a wind-up.

Gutenberg said he was pressed but would try to be there.

Kalashnikov said he would come like a shot.
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Re: Responses to an Invitation to the Scientists' Ball:
« Reply #20 on: November 05, 2015, 11:02:07 pm »

So wasn't invited as he wasn't a scientist.
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Re: Responses to an Invitation to the Scientists' Ball:
« Reply #21 on: November 06, 2015, 01:29:58 pm »

Schrodinger said he couldn't come as he did not know whether to book someone to look after the cat
or not  %)
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Re: Responses to an Invitation to the Scientists' Ball:
« Reply #22 on: November 06, 2015, 01:40:26 pm »

Joule said he would like to come
but didn't have the energy.


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Re: Responses to an Invitation to the Scientists' Ball:
« Reply #23 on: November 06, 2015, 01:55:56 pm »

Openhiemers team said he was radiating possitively about the invitation
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Re: Responses to an Invitation to the Scientists' Ball:
« Reply #24 on: November 06, 2015, 02:23:51 pm »

Franklin was shocked at first then became very keyed up about the whole thing.

Kelvin declined as he had a heavy cold.

Shrapnel went all to pieces.
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