Topic: Elephants v penguins (Read 6806 times)

john44 · « **on:** November 12, 2015, 10:16:39 am »

why don,t elephants like penguins ?

I will post the answer later if nobody knows.

John

dougal99 · « **Reply #1 on:** November 12, 2015, 10:22:31 am »

They can't get the wrapper off

john44 · « **Reply #2 on:** November 12, 2015, 10:25:03 am »

Well that was too easy

John

Martin (Admin) · « **Reply #3 on:** November 12, 2015, 01:13:34 pm »

rickles23 · « **Reply #4 on:** November 12, 2015, 02:12:21 pm »

And a very old joke.....

Regards

john44 · « **Reply #5 on:** November 12, 2015, 02:56:41 pm »

Blimey it must be if it has reached Australia

John

Netleyned · « **Reply #6 on:** November 12, 2015, 04:44:24 pm »

Heard one like it in school (I left in 1959)
The original was
"Why don't Polar Bears eat Penguins?
Because they can't get the wrappers off!

Cue the Geographic Fauna Counters

Ned

TheLongBuild · « **Reply #7 on:** November 12, 2015, 05:10:35 pm »

Quote from: Netleyned on November 12, 2015, 04:44:24 pm

Heard one like it in school (I left in 1959)
The original was
"Why don't Polar Bears eat Penguins?
Because they can't get the wrappers off!

Cue the Geographic Fauna Counters

Ned

As they have apparently been around since 1932 I would imagine there have been many variants of the joke

dougal99 · « **Reply #8 on:** November 12, 2015, 07:51:33 pm »

Is it time for Elephant jokes?

OK

How do Elephants hide in cherry trees?

Bob K · « **Reply #9 on:** November 12, 2015, 08:03:43 pm »

Quote from: dougal99 on November 12, 2015, 07:51:33 pm

How do Elephants hide in cherry trees?

Paint their toe nails red.

Have you ever seen an elephant in a cheery tree?

No. Good disguise isn't it !

How do elephants get down from cherry trees?

Sit on a leaf and wait 'til Autumn.

john44 · « **Reply #10 on:** November 12, 2015, 10:00:09 pm »

Why do elephants paint their toe nails yellow?

So they can hide in a bowl of custard.

John

Dixie212 · « **Reply #11 on:** November 12, 2015, 10:01:05 pm »

How do you get four elephants in a mini?

Two in the front and two in the back.

Innes

Bob K · « **Reply #12 on:** November 12, 2015, 10:16:33 pm »

How do you get two Whales in a mini car ?

Drive straight down the M4

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge?

Look for its footprints in the butter.

( Heck this is all ancient stuff !)

andrewh · « **Reply #13 on:** November 12, 2015, 10:33:24 pm »

How do you get down from an Elephant?

You don't: you get it from a duck

dougal99 · « **Reply #14 on:** November 12, 2015, 11:02:23 pm »

How do you get four Giraffes in a mini?

You can't it's full of Elephants

Klunk · « **Reply #15 on:** November 13, 2015, 05:14:12 am »

What game do 4 elephants play in a mini.

Squash

Klunk · « **Reply #16 on:** November 13, 2015, 05:15:06 am »

How do you get an elephant in a fridge?

Open door
Insert elephant
Close door

Klunk · « **Reply #17 on:** November 13, 2015, 05:16:10 am »

How do you get a giraffe in a fridge?

Open door
Remove elephant
Insert giraffe
Close door

Klunk · « **Reply #18 on:** November 13, 2015, 05:17:22 am »

The lion, King of the jungle, decided to have a party. Which animal never came????

The giraffe. He was still in the fridge!

Klunk · « **Reply #19 on:** November 13, 2015, 05:18:34 am »

Why do elephants wear shoes with yellow soles???

So you don't see them when they float upside down in custard

Klunk · « **Reply #20 on:** November 13, 2015, 05:19:19 am »

Have you ever seen an elephant floating upside down in custard??

Of course not!

Klunk · « **Reply #21 on:** November 13, 2015, 05:21:00 am »

What do you call 2 elephants on a bike

Optimistic

Klunk · « **Reply #22 on:** November 13, 2015, 05:23:47 am »

And now......
Something completely different

Klunk · « **Reply #23 on:** November 13, 2015, 05:24:36 am »

Why don't you see penguins in Britain?
Because they are afraid of Wales!

Klunk · « **Reply #24 on:** November 13, 2015, 05:25:10 am »

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost

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