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Klunk

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Re: Elephants v penguins
« Reply #25 on: November 13, 2015, 05:26:34 am »
What do you get when you cross a penguin with an alligator?


I don't know but don't try to fix it's bow tie!!
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Re: Elephants v penguins
« Reply #26 on: November 13, 2015, 05:27:21 am »
Why  do penguins carry fish in their beaks?


Because they don't have any pockets!
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Re: Elephants v penguins
« Reply #27 on: November 13, 2015, 09:11:55 am »
What do you call an elephant at the north pole?
 
 
 
 
Lost.
 
 
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Re: Elephants v penguins
« Reply #28 on: November 13, 2015, 09:16:09 am »
Why do elephants have big ears?


Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom!



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Re: Elephants v penguins
« Reply #29 on: November 13, 2015, 09:37:55 am »
 What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
 Bloody great holes all over Australia.


What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Stuck! 


By the way an elephant is a mouse built to government specifications. 

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