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RAAArtyGunner

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New info about Pandas
« on: July 14, 2016, 11:39:33 PM »


Pandas have been in the news recently .

Here is some info you may not know.


A panda walks into a café.
He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons.
 "Why?" asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit.
The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
 "Well, I'm a panda," he says at the door. "Look it up."
 The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, finds an explanation.
 

"Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China.---

Eats, shoots and leaves
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Re: New info about Pandas
« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2016, 09:29:44 AM »

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Re: New info about Pandas
« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2016, 11:53:57 AM »

RSM,

Thank you for the link  :-))  :-))
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Re: New info about Pandas
« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2016, 08:36:49 PM »

I like her voice. She reads beautifully with a hint of palliness.

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