Mark Radcliffe on Radio 6 was asking for instances when listeners were banned froma night club and the reasons why.
One chap was barred from entering because he wasn't wearing a tie. So, being a bit disgruntled,he walked off and found a garage where I suppose he was thinking of getting a drink. While there, he caught sight of a set of Jump leads and this gave himan idea. He bought the Jump leads and tied them around his neck like a tie and went back to the night club.
He got there and the Bouncer looked him over and said:-
'Ok, I see you have made the effort. I'll let you in, but don't start anything'
