I share this with you here as I was not sure whether to post it in the 'Humour' section. Much as it sounds like a joke, it certainly is genuine as it was sent to to assist me!
Nemo has an appointment tomorrow at the Millenium Wing at the Royal Sussex County Hospital, Brighton.
I have never been there before, and viewing these instructions, I may never return!
I am glad I am reasonably fit as I cannot imagine how I would get there if I was not!
Millennium wing.From main Barry Building reception
◾Go past the reception desk on your right and walk up the short sloping corridor
◾Take either lift up to the 2nd floor. There are stairs if you prefer
◾Exit the lift and turn left
◾Walk past the top of the stairs and lift (only if you used left hand lift from the ground floor!)
◾Follow the corridor around to the left and walk to the top of the long sloping corridor
◾Exit through the double doors and go over the road crossing
◾Walk through the covered walkway straight ahead
◾When you get to the bottom of the steps turn left in to the lift foyer
◾Take the lift down to level 3
◾Follow the long, winding corridor all the way down, passing lots of artwork on the walls
◾When you get near to the end there will be some double doors to exit outside on your right. Turn left inside the building through the double doors into the lift foyer. There are stairs if you prefer
◾Take either lift up to level 6
◾Exit the lift foyer and turn left following the signs to the Millennium wing
◾Exit the building through the double doors and you will pass a courtyard on your right
◾Cross over the road and enter the Millennium wing
Easy, isn't it!