The Jetex-powered model boats I saw on Hampstead Pond back in the 60's used the standard single solid fuel pellets, and reached maybe 20 knots for two seconds. But I once saw a version that held three pellets and was even faster. So Ive been thinking, could that idea be taken to extremes?
Everybody's heard the Urban Myth about the USAF guy who thought it would be a good idea to strap a Jet Assisted Take-Off rocket to the roof of his car. It didn't end well for him: a cliff face was involved. But anybody who saw the Space Shuttle take off will have been awed by the sheer brute power of its twin Solid Rocket Boosters. Using a fuel called APCP, the SRBs were the main force that accelerated the Shuttle to to an altitude of 30 miles and a speed of over 3,000mph. Now that's impressive.
So could such forces be controlled and managed to push a model boat up to outrageous speeds? How would you control it? Where would you do it? Is anybody insane enough to try? Conventional models have reached over 120mph, but I'm thinking much faster than that. Faster than a manned watercraft has ever achieved. Faster than sound, even. Impossible? Probably. But...
First, control. Conventional RC strategies just aren't going to cut it. We'd need some form of autopilot, probably using GPS technology to keep the boat in a straight line. These systems already exist, and can be used to precisely 'autoland' airliners without the pilot doing a thing. But at very high speed it's not enough to have control only in the yaw axis. Stability in roll and pitch axes is also going to be critical. Conventional 'passive' ideas of simply shaping the hull to achieve this won't be sufficient. We'd need 'active control' in the form of moveable aerodynamic surfaces, again a technology that the aerospace industry has mastered.
Keeping all this managed would be too limited by human reaction times, system latency and abilities to pre-empt potential instability issues. It would require a computer controlled system that could 'learn' by developing Artificial Intelligence on runs at increasingly higher speeds. Again, AI software is available and is already used by many industries. Driverless cars are beginning to prowl our roads. And keeping a model boat stable in a straight line at speed has got to be easier than finding a parking space in Chelsea.
So where would you do it? I suggest Cambridgeshire. There's a combination of river and canal called 'The Bedford Level' that stretches for 20 miles in a virtually straight line without any locks or other obstructions. It has minimal current flow and is often as flat as a millpond. It's so calm and featureless that it was once chosen for the classic experiment that proved the earth was more-or-less spherical. At about 30' wide it's obviously too narrow for a manned speedboat, but for a model, well...
And the classic question is, of course, "How fast will it go, Mister?". Difficult to speculate, but my response is "Well, how fast do you want it to go?"