Now I've stopped laughing,,, I took my new boat to the lake, the boat (a PT craft) is in two pieces, the hull and the deck and is made to screw together.
I carefully placed the deck in my car and all the other bits and pieces, drove 20 miles to my club lake and.... YUP! you guessed right, I had left the b****y hull back in the workshop.... Never mind the deck looked nice.