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aston

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Re: Bird Flu...
« Reply #25 on: April 17, 2006, 11:41:46 pm »
Steve M,

bad news is that being a single lad, I already wash the dishes ( once the sink gets full), hang out the washing ( when I run out of clean shirts) sweep the floors ( once a month, wether they need it or not), and as for shampooing the hair, I used to use one called "wash and go", I washed, and it went !!!  So I don't need to bother with that one any more  8)

Good news is I don't get any earache when smells of paint and resin follow me in from the workshop ( or any other smells that linger !!!)

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Re: Bird Flu...
« Reply #26 on: April 18, 2006, 07:45:22 am »
There had been a meeting of the animals, who wanted to find out the most powerfull of them.
The lion said: "It is me, as when I start to roar all the other animals will start to shiver!"
"Nonsense", said the elephant. "When I start to stomp with my leg on the ground, every animal will hide away!"
""xxxxx"", replied the gorilla. "When I start to shout and drum with my fists on my breast all the djungle will run away in fear!"

The chicken, who was on the meeting as a secretary looked from one to the other:
"Gentlemen, may I have you attention? You are all wrong! The most threat is in me!"

All animals started to fell in laughter, can`t held laughing about this little chicken.
"If I sneeze just one time, the whole world will poop his trousers!", it replied......
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Re: Bird Flu...
« Reply #27 on: April 21, 2006, 09:42:56 pm »
i have just been told the irish have cancelled all hen partys till further notice
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Re: Bird Flu...
« Reply #28 on: April 21, 2006, 11:32:33 pm »
Quote from: SteveM on April 17, 2006, 07:55:04 am
... I was wondering how many you could get with a gallon of petrol and a box of matches (if you can afford the petrol) ...


just lob a Lithium Polymer battery their way ! that will wipe em all out, the pic below was taken near an electric flight field, and someone had forgot to follow charging instructions on a li-po battery

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Re: Bird Flu...
« Reply #29 on: April 25, 2006, 03:57:01 pm »
In regards to "bird flu", our beloved president of the U.S. was told recently about bird flu.  When asked if he had any thoughts as to how to stop it from coming to the U.S., he said "Yes, bomb the Canary Islands".  After all, he is the decider, to quote one of his latest "Bushisms".   I'm so sorry he is such an accident, looking for a place to happen.

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Re: Bird Flu...
« Reply #30 on: April 25, 2006, 06:32:18 pm »
Now that the governments of the world have had time to discuss the reponse to the threat of bird flu, they have released details of their proposals.....................


How to combat the spread of Bird-Flu     Step 1.

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Re: Bird Flu...
« Reply #31 on: April 26, 2006, 12:10:00 pm »
BE IT HEREBY PROCLAIMED, THAT TO COMBAT BIRD FLU:

1.  In the game of golf, no more going for the birdey.  You might become contaminated. No eagles either, as this is will truly be the death of you.

2.  In the game of bowling, no more going for a turkey (3 strikes in a row).  You might become contaminated.

3.  No more playing chicken on the highways or side streets with your cars.  You are very likely to end up dead, if not contaminated.

4.  when it comes to nailing your partner in crime, forget being a stool pigeon.  this is a true contaminant.

5.  Don't take it serious when told to wing it.  This may be infectious also.

The Crazy Yank
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Re: Bird Flu...
« Reply #32 on: April 26, 2006, 01:19:30 pm »
To further combat bird flu,

stop leaving food out for birds, instead, leave out lemsip.
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Re: Bird Flu...
« Reply #33 on: April 26, 2006, 05:07:25 pm »
Hot toddy works better have you ever seen a drunk pigeon try to fly.

Colin H.
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Re: Bird Flu...
« Reply #34 on: April 26, 2006, 07:00:02 pm »
Quote from: boatmadman on April 26, 2006, 01:19:30 pm
To further combat bird flu,

stop leaving food out for birds, instead, leave out lemsip.

Or this,

Specially formulated for birds:
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Re: Bird Flu...
« Reply #35 on: April 26, 2006, 10:35:38 pm »
aye, trouble is, parrots et am all!
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Re: Bird Flu...
« Reply #36 on: April 27, 2006, 12:05:23 am »
Guess what guys , looks at todays press all BAD BAD news for Tony Bliar & Co and what happens ?? Bird Flu found in chickens on a farm in Norfolk. How flipping well conveniant aint it. Call me an old cynic ( which I am I guess ) but I wouldn't believe Tony Bliar & Co if they told me it was just past midnight on Thursday the 27th of April when I KNOW it is!!!!!!!!!


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Re: Bird Flu...
« Reply #37 on: April 27, 2006, 09:49:43 am »
LATEST TERRORIST THREAT TO UK

MI5 have today released details of the latest perceived terrorist threat to the UK:





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Re: Bird Flu...
« Reply #38 on: April 27, 2006, 10:12:49 am »
The bird flu found on the Norfolk farm isnt the H5N1 strain.
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« Reply #39 on: April 27, 2006, 09:52:18 pm »
It does not seem to matter what strain it is just the words BIRD FLU are now enough to get some of the weak ar--holes in a blue fink and Blair and Co off the hook.

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« Reply #40 on: May 01, 2006, 11:39:20 pm »
i can see the time when a cull of pigeons is going to happen, and of other birds where an infected bird is found.
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