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dougal99

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Christmas
« on: December 25, 2017, 11:19:40 am »

Eat DRINK and be Merry
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A Christmas Story
« Reply #1 on: December 26, 2017, 07:49:58 am »



 A little story that I was sent & thought that you might enjoy.


When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.

 
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

He went to harness the reindeer and found that three of them were about to give birth and that two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.

When he began to load the sleigh one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground, and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a glass of cider and a shot of rum.

He went to the cupboard and discovered that the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the rum.

In his frustration he accidentally dropped the cider jug breaking it into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor.


He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang. A very irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and found standing there a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

Not a lot of people know this.


 
 

 
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