I copy this from the French
The Red - new model marine site ....thank you Camaron
http://amis-model-naval-rc.forumactif.org/t730-devinez-ou-c-est-la-panique-aujourdhui#37399:00 am I make a snowman.
9:10 AM A passing feminist asks me why I made a man and not a woman.
9:15 To make him happy I make a snow woman next to my man.
9:30 My neighbor, very puritanical, comes to complain that I gave the woman a chest too voluptuous.
9:40 am A homo couple regret that I did not make two snowmen.
9:45 am Vegetarians from No. 12 criticize the nose made with a carrot, it is a vegetable and not an object of decoration.
9:55 am They call me racist because my couple is only white.
9:58 AM A passing Muslim wants me to put a veil on the woman.
10:00 A police patrol alerted by the rally comes to see what happens.
10:03 They ask me to remove the broom from the snowman that could be used as a weapon by thugs. I will not have to tell them that next time it's in their c ... that I'll push it.
10:10 Handcuffed, I am put in the salad basket and taken to the station.
11:00 am Check my identity, my background, my reputation.
11:10 The commissioner asks me if I have accomplices.
11:15 am The radio announces the arrest of a terrorist group that planned an attack using a snow structure ... ..
MORALITY: when there is snow, STAY AT HOME!
Camarón
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