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Jokes & Humour - 2018
« on: March 28, 2018, 10:23:16 PM »

 :-)

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2018
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2018, 03:45:54 PM »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2018
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2018, 04:11:30 PM »

 {-) {-) {-) {-)
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2018
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2018, 05:24:19 PM »

Just got one of these. Brilliant!
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2018
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2018, 06:27:58 PM »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2018
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2018, 04:22:01 PM »

 










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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2018
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2018, 05:13:41 PM »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2018
« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2018, 05:47:06 PM »


Man flu.... again!  >:-o

 2nd try...
















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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2018
« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2018, 05:59:30 PM »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2018
« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2018, 08:52:07 AM »

....and who has not tried done welding with a multimeter?
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2018
« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2018, 09:01:42 AM »


Puts a all new take on going to the stores for a long stand and a box of 3/8ths oval holes.


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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2018
« Reply #11 on: April 15, 2018, 06:48:04 PM »

In my day we always sent the new lads down to the stores for a "Long weight".
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2018
« Reply #12 on: April 15, 2018, 11:10:59 PM »

5/8" UNC Left hand Sky Hook {-)
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2018
« Reply #13 on: April 24, 2018, 11:52:06 PM »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2018
« Reply #14 on: April 25, 2018, 04:00:32 AM »




 The squirrels in our garden can do far better than that
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2018
« Reply #15 on: April 25, 2018, 06:52:12 AM »

go get the skirting board ladder mate
as I worked in the print industry for 25 years.....tartan ink, sky hooks, stripped ink. ommajuflips, left handed conk wobble for the platen. five thou space for the ampersand. french screw drivers. long disturbed weight to settle the paper down.
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« Reply #16 on: April 25, 2018, 04:21:56 PM »

Trafford parks Liverpool building sky hook, there is one on the other side of the building as well.
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2018
« Reply #17 on: May 17, 2018, 12:49:13 AM »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2018
« Reply #18 on: May 22, 2018, 12:43:45 AM »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2018
« Reply #19 on: May 22, 2018, 12:00:22 PM »

 :} :} :} :}
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2018
« Reply #20 on: May 23, 2018, 11:54:41 AM »


 Someone gave me a snack bar today.... interesting ingredients!    {-)










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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2018
« Reply #21 on: May 23, 2018, 12:02:22 PM »

Who is Bob and what are his bits doing in a snack bar? We need to be told!  8)
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2018
« Reply #22 on: May 24, 2018, 01:30:12 AM »




What's with the three X's and when clicking on them am told page doesn't exist???
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2018
« Reply #23 on: May 24, 2018, 05:45:07 AM »

dehulled hemp - all the good stuff removed :((
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« Reply #24 on: May 24, 2018, 12:29:11 PM »

What's with the three X's and when clicking on them am told page doesn't exist???

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