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[warspite]

Avast ye there -

I have just come from the other side of the divide between davies locker and the gym locker - phew it stunk, and noticed on a moving window portal that a pirate called m I c r o s o f t has a new thing called sea of thieves and its funny, robbing and pillaging is never funny, though these Microsoft people seem to have developed a knack of it at 54.99 dabloons, discuss. 

[Plastic - RIP]

I am an ordained minister for the church of the flying spaghetti monster - may the sauce be upon you.
As a Pastafarian minister, I am legally able to perform marriages as long as I wear my ceremonial robes - a pirate outfit.
I can also legally be wearing my ceremonial headgear in my driving licence picture (a colander on the head).

Speak Like a Pirate day is our sacred holiday.

[jaymac]

Should actually be Robert Newton day he invented the speak

[ballastanksian]

Er 

[jaymac]

Er 

Never seen Treasure Island

[ballastanksian]

Oh yes, a couple of years ago. I was just confused by the interest in the special day so many months before it happens unless there s to be a Speak like a Pirate day party or event? In which case I salute Warspite's excellent preparedness making sure we have loads of time to organise.


The series return to Treasure Island made in the eighties was quite good. It was the first time I had seen Brian Blessed in his majestic larger than life being.

[warspite]

AYYYEEE, you need to see who the pirate was I was parleeing about, that well know pirate Microsoft, and their new game - sea of thieves, prepared I was, though the length of the jokes that were downloaded did go on for an eon (another pirate).   

[mrlownotes]

It's all a big mis-understanding by a short sighted typist.........
It was intended to be.... Speak Like A Prat.... Day.....!


I'll get my coat.........

[timgarrod]

the day us pirates get recognize

Arh

 

[ballastanksian]

Also my apologies, I cannot guarantee I will make any sense typing after 10:00 so ignore my gibberings from last night.

[warspite]

Just making the point that not all pirates wear funny tri cornered hats and have a wooden appendage with a feathered friend on their shoulder, some write or promote software that we buy or have to buy for our loved ones - since seeing sea of thieves I thought it only too ironic that Microsoft have published there operating manual in a software format.