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Taranis

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2019
« Reply #50 on: June 11, 2019, 10:07:38 AM »

Noticed the E's missing, card board sign and measur-e - literacy isn't as good as it used to be (and I failed English)


The point is the text is too big because they didn't measure correctly  {-)  hence the E missing cos it wote fit the chiselled stone  %%
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2019
« Reply #51 on: June 11, 2019, 10:54:59 AM »

I have always spelt floozie this way.  It is amazing how a good lady in many respects can become a floozie to another.
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2019
« Reply #52 on: June 11, 2019, 12:47:09 PM »


The point is the text is too big because they didn't measure correctly  {-)  hence the E missing cos it wote fit the chiselled stone  %%



He meant the E missing in Homeless in the picture of the man carrying the cardboard notice  :police:
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2019
« Reply #53 on: June 11, 2019, 12:51:30 PM »

 {-) :embarrassed:  Good call  :-))  as well as measur-e

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2019
« Reply #54 on: June 12, 2019, 03:07:55 PM »

I told you I failed English 40+ years ago, so what do you expect  {-)  floosy indeed  %)
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2019
« Reply #55 on: June 12, 2019, 11:05:09 PM »

Hi warspite I have just checked the spelling of the word and it seems we are both right.
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« Reply #56 on: June 26, 2019, 09:27:54 AM »

This is photo proof !!!

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Re: We are ALL Criminals !!!
« Reply #57 on: June 26, 2019, 09:46:34 AM »

  {-) {-) {-)
... Love that one - cheered me up no end!
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2019
« Reply #58 on: July 05, 2019, 07:46:32 PM »


Simple explanation of Brushless motors & controllers....


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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2019
« Reply #59 on: July 05, 2019, 08:10:00 PM »


Don't Tell me you struggled with that perfectly dumbed down explanation of the Turbo Encabulator...


Sounds like a normal day at the pond when 10 men ( Yeah I know Sexist  :kiss: ) stand around a smouldering ESC trying to work out why it blew up.. :} :} :} :}

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2019
« Reply #60 on: July 05, 2019, 08:51:10 PM »

Rubbish: a slight adjustment of the Jeffries Tubes with a calibrated triple overhead manifold sprocket is all that was required to achieve correlation.  In any case, everyone knows the correct tap with a ballpein hammer at the exact point is all that's required to disassociate cavitation i.e not aeration which is an entirely different bubble.

I also experience alot of reluctance at work at the moment:  Can't work out whether its induced or implied though it certainly comes in phases and we have now converted to HV-3pH on my project.  We know lubrication is required, but can't work out the lubricity or how to interject what term at the precice instance is required for a clean release.  We have the discombigulative equation, but can't work out whether to apply at normal or orthogonal terms, and from which direction.  Our purchasing dept. is applying LD's on suppliers we secured initial PO's with so it's kind of important even though the delay is internal from us.  I suggested a "Spanish Firework" might help the situation.  Seemed a good idea at the time, i'ts given me a weeks breathing space -but can I find one on the market now?

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2019
« Reply #61 on: July 06, 2019, 01:03:00 AM »

RS  did one a few years back but thy did not sell as thy were all pink I think the people who had the long stand made them
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2019
« Reply #62 on: July 13, 2019, 04:22:29 AM »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2019
« Reply #63 on: July 16, 2019, 04:56:04 PM »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2019
« Reply #64 on: July 16, 2019, 07:29:22 PM »

 
 {-) {-)
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