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roycv

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2019
« Reply #75 on: August 10, 2019, 03:51:38 PM »

All the best from Herts as well.
Best regards
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2019
« Reply #76 on: August 10, 2019, 03:53:37 PM »

Nothing new under the sun
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2019
« Reply #77 on: August 14, 2019, 02:21:40 AM »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2019
« Reply #78 on: August 14, 2019, 08:15:11 AM »

Must have been a politician.
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2019
« Reply #79 on: August 21, 2019, 04:06:05 PM »

So True
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2019
« Reply #80 on: August 30, 2019, 12:50:32 PM »

Report in today's paper concerning the two new RN carriers.

The first vessel is affectionately known as 'Big Lizzie'.

The second, which also has two prominent control towers, is apparently now being referred to a 'Big Ears'.

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2019
« Reply #81 on: August 30, 2019, 07:19:31 PM »




   Well our last decent one was always known as LUSTY by Officers, crew and embarkees



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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2019
« Reply #82 on: August 31, 2019, 10:53:13 PM »

...is that not the Late Heather O' Rourke who bless her soul died at 12 yrs old?  Obvously the image was "adjusted" but clearly the face and fringe are the same?
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2019
« Reply #83 on: September 15, 2019, 01:36:52 PM »

Two football mad mates John& Mick were sitting in the pub having a after match pint.
John said to Mick I wonder if they play football in heaven?
Mick said back well I,ll tell you what let's make a promise, whichever one of us dies first will
come back and tell the other.
Well the years went on and sadly Mick passed away and true to his word he came back and
appeared to John who said blimey Mick what are you doing here we buried you last week?
Mick said don't you remember the promise we made about weather they played football
In heaven we would come back with an answer.
John said yes of course I do.
Mick said,well John I have good news, and I have bad news.
John said tell me the good news first.
Mick said yes they do play football in heaven.
The pitch is just like Wembley with St. Paul's team at one end.
and St,David team at the other, with God as the referee.
John said that's good then.
what's the bad news?
Mick said, you are playing this Saturday


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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2019
« Reply #84 on: September 16, 2019, 01:47:19 PM »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2019
« Reply #85 on: September 16, 2019, 03:31:00 PM »

That's the trouble with paint ranges; never got the colour you want  >>:-( >>:-( <*< <*< <:( <:(
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2019
« Reply #86 on: September 18, 2019, 11:17:47 PM »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2019
« Reply #87 on: September 18, 2019, 11:19:31 PM »

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