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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2019
« Reply #75 on: August 10, 2019, 03:51:38 PM »

All the best from Herts as well.
Best regards
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2019
« Reply #76 on: August 10, 2019, 03:53:37 PM »

Nothing new under the sun
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2019
« Reply #77 on: August 14, 2019, 02:21:40 AM »

Image may contain: 1 person
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2019
« Reply #78 on: August 14, 2019, 08:15:11 AM »

Must have been a politician.
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2019
« Reply #79 on: August 21, 2019, 04:06:05 PM »

So True
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2019
« Reply #80 on: August 30, 2019, 12:50:32 PM »

Report in today's paper concerning the two new RN carriers.

The first vessel is affectionately known as 'Big Lizzie'.

The second, which also has two prominent control towers, is apparently now being referred to a 'Big Ears'.

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2019
« Reply #81 on: August 30, 2019, 07:19:31 PM »




   Well our last decent one was always known as LUSTY by Officers, crew and embarkees



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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2019
« Reply #82 on: August 31, 2019, 10:53:13 PM »

...is that not the Late Heather O' Rourke who bless her soul died at 12 yrs old?  Obvously the image was "adjusted" but clearly the face and fringe are the same?
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2019
« Reply #83 on: September 15, 2019, 01:36:52 PM »

Two football mad mates John& Mick were sitting in the pub having a after match pint.
John said to Mick I wonder if they play football in heaven?
Mick said back well I,ll tell you what let's make a promise, whichever one of us dies first will
come back and tell the other.
Well the years went on and sadly Mick passed away and true to his word he came back and
appeared to John who said blimey Mick what are you doing here we buried you last week?
Mick said don't you remember the promise we made about weather they played football
In heaven we would come back with an answer.
John said yes of course I do.
Mick said,well John I have good news, and I have bad news.
John said tell me the good news first.
Mick said yes they do play football in heaven.
The pitch is just like Wembley with St. Paul's team at one end.
and St,David team at the other, with God as the referee.
John said that's good then.
what's the bad news?
Mick said, you are playing this Saturday


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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2019
« Reply #84 on: September 16, 2019, 01:47:19 PM »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2019
« Reply #85 on: September 16, 2019, 03:31:00 PM »

That's the trouble with paint ranges; never got the colour you want  >>:-( >>:-( <*< <*< <:( <:(
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2019
« Reply #86 on: September 18, 2019, 11:17:47 PM »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2019
« Reply #87 on: September 18, 2019, 11:19:31 PM »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2019
« Reply #88 on: October 09, 2019, 09:22:17 PM »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2019
« Reply #90 on: October 22, 2019, 07:02:00 PM »

There mist be easier ways to apply whipped cream...
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2019
« Reply #91 on: October 23, 2019, 08:16:02 AM »




  Soon to disappear up it's own effluent.
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2019
« Reply #92 on: November 05, 2019, 01:24:11 AM »


.... from Facebook ...






Look at the size of my new television next to my dishwasher.
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2019
« Reply #93 on: November 05, 2019, 10:15:34 AM »

She said to me, before I bought it, “Over my Dead Body”. Many true word spoken in jest!  %) :embarrassed: .


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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2019
« Reply #94 on: November 05, 2019, 10:41:42 AM »

No surprise she fainted that's just the  Remote
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2019
« Reply #95 on: November 05, 2019, 11:41:09 AM »


.... from Facebook ...




Look at the size of my new television next to my dishwasher.

The Police report expressed astonishment,  "We didn't think it was possible for this young lady to beat a man to death, especially with a Flat screen as big as that!".
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2019
« Reply #96 on: November 08, 2019, 09:52:19 PM »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2019
« Reply #97 on: November 08, 2019, 10:44:01 PM »

Me me me , I’ll have a shot at building it 🔫  :-)) .
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2019
« Reply #98 on: November 09, 2019, 08:49:14 AM »

Hi Joshie

Hope ewe do a BANG UP job of it !!!

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2019
« Reply #99 on: November 09, 2019, 11:42:27 AM »

I cannot quite fathom out what needs 0.45 calibre holes punched out?
Must be tough material for a tool of that power  %%
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