Two football mad mates John& Mick were sitting in the pub having a after match pint.
John said to Mick I wonder if they play football in heaven?
Mick said back well I,ll tell you what let's make a promise, whichever one of us dies first will
come back and tell the other.
Well the years went on and sadly Mick passed away and true to his word he came back and
appeared to John who said blimey Mick what are you doing here we buried you last week?
Mick said don't you remember the promise we made about weather they played football
In heaven we would come back with an answer.
John said yes of course I do.
Mick said,well John I have good news, and I have bad news.
John said tell me the good news first.
Mick said yes they do play football in heaven.
The pitch is just like Wembley with St. Paul's team at one end.
and St,David team at the other, with God as the referee.
John said that's good then.
what's the bad news?
Mick said, you are playing this Saturday
John