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Taranis

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2019
« Reply #100 on: November 22, 2019, 10:40:57 AM »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2019
« Reply #101 on: November 23, 2019, 09:23:57 AM »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2019
« Reply #102 on: December 01, 2019, 05:05:18 PM »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2019
« Reply #103 on: December 13, 2019, 04:54:44 PM »


I picked this up in Miami!


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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2019
« Reply #104 on: December 13, 2019, 05:28:41 PM »

Don't Worry .  They can't touch you for it 
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2019
« Reply #105 on: December 13, 2019, 05:50:50 PM »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2019
« Reply #106 on: December 14, 2019, 02:52:34 AM »

I had to think about that one. I got there eventually :embarrassed: , good one :} 
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2019
« Reply #107 on: December 20, 2019, 09:41:50 AM »

Yes dear!
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2019
« Reply #108 on: December 20, 2019, 10:44:24 PM »

Definitely need one of those to go with a round tuit  %%
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2019
« Reply #109 on: December 20, 2019, 11:33:45 PM »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #110 on: February 01, 2020, 04:37:26 AM »



Out!  We don't server Time Travelers here!



..... A time traveler walking into a pub...
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #111 on: February 01, 2020, 08:14:37 AM »

HI Martin
The TIME TRAVELER is the one who walks home !!!

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BEWARE OF THE ROLLING PIN BEHIND THE DOOR !!!
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #112 on: February 02, 2020, 08:28:08 AM »


Welcome to World Palindrome Day!

      i.e.  02022020

 
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #113 on: February 02, 2020, 09:42:09 AM »

Brilliant Martin   {-)
Should be as memorable as Star Wars Day or Talk Like a Pirate Day
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #114 on: February 02, 2020, 09:51:18 AM »

A few clips from the local newspaper.
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #115 on: February 02, 2020, 05:52:38 PM »


Welcome to World Palindrome Day!

      i.e.  02022020

 


or 20200202
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #116 on: February 02, 2020, 10:32:25 PM »

Not if you go by the Chinese calendar.   Long live the Rat.  :embarrassed:
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #117 on: February 02, 2020, 11:03:52 PM »

Seems Amazon has now trained their drivers  in CPR unfortunate incident today when a customer failed to respond so the driver tried a neighbour
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #118 on: February 03, 2020, 12:21:29 AM »

Seems Amazon has now trained their drivers  in CPR unfortunate incident today when a customer failed to respond so the driver tried a neighbour


Or could just have easily put him in the green bin or thrown him over the gate..
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #119 on: February 03, 2020, 08:26:32 AM »

The neighbour is apparently doing well in intensive care - though there was nothing wrong with him at the start of the incident
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #120 on: February 11, 2020, 12:34:02 AM »


Apparently a real advert!   :o


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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #121 on: February 11, 2020, 08:53:49 AM »

WOW - thats a lot of sail, and descriptive poppycock, could see something like this being used for vaping
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #122 on: February 11, 2020, 09:01:47 PM »

Such heritage  ;) ...manufactured by the "House of WindsorO0 .......[just Google the name  :-X ]......... Derek
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #123 on: February 16, 2020, 02:10:03 AM »

 

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #124 on: February 16, 2020, 07:39:18 PM »

We actually had an officer in our regiment back in Germany  in the 60's called Franckenstein.  A 2nd lieutenant  so addressed as MR Franckenstein   That is the correct spelling by the way  perhaps Mary could not spell :} . It was amusing if he had an early call booked and there was a sprog on duty. As watching their face when they read the name was often a picture. He went on to the states and was in  a lot of films and TV series, died last year
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