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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #125 on: February 16, 2020, 08:37:14 PM »


Do you remember that scene from the Film 'Young Frakenstein'....
"it's pronounced, Frunkensteen!'   {-)
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #126 on: February 16, 2020, 09:20:03 PM »

Marty Feldman as EYEgor no EEgor
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #127 on: February 17, 2020, 12:43:22 AM »



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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #128 on: February 17, 2020, 11:49:16 AM »

 {-) {-) {-)
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #129 on: February 22, 2020, 01:59:49 PM »


Back in the Day before DVD's and the internet when crews had to make their own entertainment on long voyages.


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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #130 on: March 05, 2020, 12:17:09 AM »

Our local chemist has run out of face masks.
He recommended I try boots.
I'm not keen.
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #131 on: March 07, 2020, 08:08:10 PM »


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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #132 on: March 07, 2020, 09:13:24 PM »

See also reply no. 100 (page 5) {-) {-)


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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #133 on: March 08, 2020, 12:21:06 PM »


it's me age...... and the glue!

How about....


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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #134 on: March 08, 2020, 12:52:03 PM »

Most eloquently written  :-X


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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #135 on: March 08, 2020, 10:19:03 PM »

Written by a politician {-) %%


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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #136 on: March 13, 2020, 07:05:28 PM »


People seem to be panic buying nearly everywhere at the moment, not me, I've been stocking up for years!



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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #137 on: March 13, 2020, 07:09:52 PM »

Latest purchase limits placed on shops, in light of the Coronavirus due to panic buying;

ASDA: 2 hand sanitisers and a 4 pack of toilet rolls.

TESCO: 1 hand sanitiser, 500g of rice and 4 pack of toilet rolls.

WAITROSE: 1 lobster, 6 quails eggs and 100g of Foie Gras.

ALDI: a MIG welder, a pink sports bra, 2 trumpets and 1 wetsuit.
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #138 on: March 13, 2020, 07:24:04 PM »


   {-) {-)
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #139 on: March 14, 2020, 09:02:04 AM »

Looks like the interior of Westbourne in the good old days (Roy) !
what a pleasure it would be - to be able to 'walk' into a Model Shop with shelves stocked like that in 2020 !!
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #140 on: March 14, 2020, 09:55:52 AM »


Yes, Westbourne...... in the good old days.
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #141 on: March 14, 2020, 10:06:48 AM »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #142 on: March 14, 2020, 10:25:02 AM »

Such a shame about their demise.
Peter was certainly a "character".


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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #143 on: March 14, 2020, 01:26:50 PM »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #144 on: March 14, 2020, 02:00:23 PM »

Such a shame about their demise.
Peter was certainly a "character".
Bob
I thought the Main Man there was Barry Shanks. He was worlds away from the disreputable bunch he left to run it down.
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #145 on: March 14, 2020, 11:13:51 PM »



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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #146 on: March 15, 2020, 09:29:41 AM »

Boldly going where no one should really go - without washing their hands first
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #147 on: March 15, 2020, 09:45:28 AM »


Not if you are on baked beans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlO12WkrpNA
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #148 on: March 15, 2020, 12:08:57 PM »

I went down to the supermarket this morning. Loads of police cars outside. One of the staff said they'd been a massive fight in the toilet paper aisle over the few remaining rolls. Luckily no one was injured, but there was some soft tissue damage.
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #149 on: March 15, 2020, 03:04:56 PM »


Groan.......  {-)
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