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BrianB6
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
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July 26, 2020, 09:42:19 am »
When we emigrated to Oz in 1971, the only Australian outline available was VERY expensive brass. Hornby etc. was there but in comparison to european outline was quite crude and those big couplings put me off. Now it is the reverse. The last model show I attended just before the dreaded lurgi struck, had mostly australian and american layouts. European stock has gone and no one is running it.
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July 26, 2020, 07:11:34 pm »
Unbelievable headlines from around the Globe brings you!
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July 26, 2020, 11:40:56 pm »
Here you go Roy...a 57 year old banana box for US$275.00 + $305.83 shipping to Woy Woy
[the shipping cost is assumed as in US $ also]
It says that it is a nesting [box] so fumigation costs would be extra
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July 27, 2020, 05:30:27 pm »
The Wife’s taking the kids and leaving me because of my obsession with horse racing.
They’re at the gate now... and they’re off !!
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August 01, 2020, 04:00:56 pm »
It was so hot yesterday, I had to stand in the shade for a while....
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August 01, 2020, 04:07:06 pm »
Light footed as well as fingered
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August 01, 2020, 05:54:38 pm »
Was that a result of a light bulb moment?
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August 01, 2020, 07:41:46 pm »
Teacher
[ "How much is half of 8?
Little Johnny: "Up and down or across?
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Little Johnny: "Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
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August 06, 2020, 03:02:15 am »
We do seem to have developed a pack a day bad habit with the lockdown.
Looking forward to seeing what the postman brings tomorrow
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August 06, 2020, 08:07:01 am »
A man walks into the opticians and says: "1lb of your finest sausages please..........."
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August 06, 2020, 08:10:51 am »
How dare you! That's myopist
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August 08, 2020, 08:23:41 am »
Or as a good Catholic says when he crosses himself, " Spectacles, Testicles, Wallet & Watch"
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August 08, 2020, 08:40:12 am »
How do you fasten an envelope flap in the Arctic
With a Seal
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August 08, 2020, 09:08:08 am »
And then the post is carried by a whaleway train........
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August 16, 2020, 03:17:51 pm »
Good News the Russian Vaccine works, apparently its been tried out in Salisbury for several weeks
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September 10, 2020, 01:08:47 pm »
The seven dwarfs have had to make other arrangements in their household our reporter spoke to one earlier and he wasn't HAPPY.
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Must have been GRUMPY then?
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Quote from: Martin [Admin] on September 10, 2020, 04:58:20 pm
Good to see the kids socially distancing
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September 12, 2020, 12:47:20 pm »
Good news and bad
Good News. The Russian Covid 19 vaccine is ready, the bad news is there is a shortage of umbrellas.
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September 13, 2020, 11:46:41 am »
Sorry - that one went straight over my head ?????
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