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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #325 on: September 13, 2020, 11:48:40 AM »

Sorry - that one went straight over my head ?????
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #326 on: September 13, 2020, 11:54:40 AM »

Ha, get you now - but haven't they moved onto - into a cup or perfume sprayed onto handles - mind you, those who are paranoid will still be wearing gloves and washing their hands frequently - but not that female doctor who said God would Protect her as she went into a church.  ;) %) :-)) ok2
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #327 on: September 13, 2020, 11:58:21 AM »

Sorry - that one went straight over my head ?????


Georgi Markov was dead upset it did not go over his

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #328 on: September 13, 2020, 01:33:20 PM »

For injecting the vaccine, as per KGB murder squads.
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #329 on: September 13, 2020, 05:11:05 PM »

This chap came running out of his local supermarket carrying a leg of lamb,
the security spotted him and said hey you what are you doing with that?
the chap shouted back potatoes and two veg.


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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #330 on: September 13, 2020, 05:20:28 PM »


If you used one of these in the 70's .... you're probably immune to Coronavirus!
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #331 on: September 13, 2020, 06:11:33 PM »

!970's, i was still using those well into the 1990's or even later.


Roller towels, wonderful things until they went wrong and dangled in the toilet bowl.


I was doing some tidying the other day and found my key ring with about 7 different towel cabinet, soap dispenser and toilet roll keys along with 2 different fire alarm testing keys. Along with a couple of keys I have no idea what they did.


We were very versatile us security officers.
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #332 on: September 18, 2020, 05:34:06 AM »


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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #333 on: September 18, 2020, 10:30:26 AM »

 {-) {-) {-) {-)
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #334 on: September 20, 2020, 04:48:58 AM »

 
 
................  why?!


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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #335 on: September 20, 2020, 08:29:35 AM »

Because it will taste better than the actual product
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #336 on: September 20, 2020, 11:22:37 AM »

Because they're Bandai?


Those guys have the WIERDEST ideas!
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #337 on: September 25, 2020, 04:31:21 PM »

 
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #338 on: September 25, 2020, 04:56:02 PM »

Bxgger - the suns gone in
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« Reply #339 on: September 28, 2020, 07:18:44 PM »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #340 on: September 28, 2020, 10:04:19 PM »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #341 on: September 28, 2020, 10:27:18 PM »

 
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #342 on: September 29, 2020, 12:01:02 PM »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #343 on: September 29, 2020, 12:14:56 PM »

yep - floating with the fairies
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #344 on: September 29, 2020, 01:38:21 PM »






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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #345 on: September 30, 2020, 10:19:00 PM »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #346 on: October 01, 2020, 08:26:25 AM »

As a male version, Love it!!!
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #347 on: October 01, 2020, 10:22:07 PM »

 
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #348 on: October 01, 2020, 10:26:04 PM »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #349 on: October 02, 2020, 09:22:00 AM »

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