After a tiring day she settled down in her seat on the train and closed her eyes.
As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice.
"Hello darling. It's John. I'm on the train".
"Yes, I know it's the six thirty and not the four thirty, but I had a long meeting".
"No, love, not with the blonde from the accounts office. It was with the boss".
"No darling, you're the only one in my life". "Yes, I'm sure, cross my heart"
Fifteen minutes later, he was still talking loudly and increasingly annoying everyone around him.
When the young woman sitting next to him had more than enough, she leaned over and said into the phone, "John, hang up the phone and come back to bed."
John doesn't use his cell phone in public any more.
Let that be a warning to everyone!