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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #450 on: December 13, 2020, 04:06:42 pm »


Women are very illogical creatures.
First my wife suggested using toys in our bedroom for a change.
Then she refused to use them.
Although both the quadcopter and the RC racing car I chose are the best.
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #451 on: December 13, 2020, 09:41:13 pm »


My Husband says Iíve developed an annoying habit of changing the subject halfway through a . . . Oh! Did you watch Strictly tonight?
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #452 on: December 13, 2020, 09:42:03 pm »

 
 

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #453 on: December 14, 2020, 08:30:07 am »

Since itís the festive season -


How does Santa know which fireplaces he has visited?




He keeps a LOG BOOK !!!!
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #454 on: December 14, 2020, 10:30:35 am »

Husband and Wife Christmas Shopping
A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called him on the mobile phone. The wife said " Where are you, you know we have lots to do."He said "You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?"Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all choked upÖ"Yes, I do remember that shop." she replied."Well I am in the gun shop two doors up from that."
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #455 on: December 14, 2020, 10:37:42 am »


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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #456 on: December 15, 2020, 08:06:29 pm »

The thing that really ruins your Friday
is realising
it's only Tuesday
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #457 on: December 16, 2020, 09:26:05 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #458 on: December 16, 2020, 09:28:25 pm »

 
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #459 on: December 18, 2020, 10:24:19 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #460 on: December 18, 2020, 10:50:15 pm »

  {-) {-) {-)
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #461 on: December 19, 2020, 06:58:34 am »

jaymac, this one is really lovely, Merry Christmas!


Regards, Arno (father of two daughters)  {-) {-) {-)
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #462 on: December 19, 2020, 05:45:56 pm »

Following on..... :o  Merry Christmas


Derek [father of three daughters]  {-) O0 ;D
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #463 on: December 19, 2020, 05:54:33 pm »

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Following on..... :o  Merry Christmas

As of about an hour ago Christmas has been effectively cancelled for most of England with probably the other home nations to follow.

Yes 'Merry Christmas!'  >:-o

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #464 on: December 19, 2020, 06:47:32 pm »

Cheer up, worse things happen at sea  {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-)




Tin hat and respirator oiled and ready to go  8)
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #465 on: December 19, 2020, 07:10:59 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #466 on: December 19, 2020, 07:15:27 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #467 on: December 19, 2020, 08:49:53 pm »

This is up near us..

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #468 on: December 20, 2020, 02:13:40 am »


Really?!? ....  I've seen the Meme several times but you've actually got a photo!   {-)
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #469 on: December 20, 2020, 02:14:53 am »


R.I.P to all the blokes in  Tier 4  that were leaving their shopping til Christmas Eve.

 Hope your Mrs likes windscreen wipers and engine oil from the petrol station presents!
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« Reply #470 on: December 20, 2020, 09:29:00 am »


Really?!? ....  I've seen the Meme several times but you've actually got a photo!   {-)




In fairness, I did not take the picture but the house is about a mile away.

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #471 on: December 20, 2020, 12:44:14 pm »

Sausages
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #472 on: December 20, 2020, 03:20:05 pm »


Small craft humour!



 
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2020
« Reply #473 on: December 28, 2020, 03:46:08 pm »

 
 
 
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« Reply #474 on: December 29, 2020, 10:50:49 am »

Just heard on the radio that tea is a great help for the elderly in cognitive thinking.

 MMMMM not sure about that, I will make a mug of coffee while I sit and think about it.

I love surveys some of them so obscure you just wonder who was so short of useful things to do that they dreamed them up.  Maybe there is a secret competition on the most useless? 

I once heard, I was in the audience, a professor report on his findings as to whether it was best to walk or run to avoid getting wet when it rains!  Apparently it works out the same as when you run the rain penetrates the clothing more.

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