Topic: Jokes & Humour - 2021 (Read 65957 times)

Netleyned · « **Reply #325 on:** December 22, 2021, 07:28:40 pm »

Blue Enchilada 😁

Martin (Admin) · « **Reply #326 on:** December 22, 2021, 07:35:31 pm »

Purple Chips!

kinmel · « **Reply #327 on:** December 22, 2021, 07:43:16 pm »

Quote from: Netleyned on December 22, 2021, 11:11:20 am

Scratch Build or Kit?
Ned

Scratch - no carrot, coal etc shown in the offer

Kevin.Hutch · « **Reply #328 on:** December 22, 2021, 09:54:35 pm »

Quote from: Baldrick on December 22, 2021, 01:23:06 pm

Bid now before the temperature goes up !

I wonder what people will pay for a melting moment.

radiojoe · « **Reply #329 on:** December 23, 2021, 08:27:07 am »

Quote from: Martin [Admin] on December 22, 2021, 07:16:32 pm

Your Gangster Name is:

The colour of your shirt / top & the last

What is your Gangsta name?!

That well known gangster Christmas jumper Porkpie

Joe

warspite · « **Reply #330 on:** December 23, 2021, 09:28:02 am »

White fish

earlier name was grey steak bake

jaymac · « **Reply #331 on:** December 23, 2021, 10:47:54 am »

SteamboatPhil · « **Reply #332 on:** December 23, 2021, 11:37:01 am »

roycv · « **Reply #333 on:** December 23, 2021, 12:10:08 pm »

Hi Black Panatone here.
Roy

Martin (Admin) · « **Reply #334 on:** December 23, 2021, 12:43:15 pm »

roycv · « **Reply #335 on:** December 23, 2021, 12:48:20 pm »

Re the gangster name maybe Martin might qualify as Weird Fish, now where have I heard that name?
Regards
Roy

Just remembered it is on the back of my jacket. So with you in spirit Martin.
Roy

derekwarner · « **Reply #336 on:** December 24, 2021, 06:34:55 am »

Martin....we have an issue here

1. we have a Bloke in OZ called Morrison...lives in the big Australian Lodge down Canberra way
2. this Bloke probably has more than 1 security guard and [considering his popularity] he probably needs a lot more than 1
3. I would decline to eat any Mince Pie he had a hand in the manufacture, as the contents would be questionable and certainly not as per the recipe

4. this coupled with false advertising, as this Bloke has ensured that nothing is Free in OZ

Problem is, I am not allowed to talk about political matters ....so who is this so-called pie maker Mo**ison you talk about?

Derek

malcolmfrary · « **Reply #337 on:** December 24, 2021, 09:44:53 am »

Quote from: derekwarner on December 24, 2021, 06:34:55 am

Martin....we have an issue here

1. we have a Bloke in OZ called Morrison...lives in the big Australian Lodge down Canberra way
2. this Bloke probably has more than 1 security guard and [considering his popularity] he probably needs a lot more than 1
3. I would decline to eat any Mince Pie he had a hand in the manufacture, as the contents would be questionable and certainly not as per the recipe
4. this coupled with false advertising, as this Bloke has ensured that nothing is Free in OZ

Problem is, I am not allowed to talk about political matters ....so who is this so-called pie maker Mo**ison you talk about?

Derek

In the UK, Morrisons is a nationally known chain store, who sell pork pies among many other lines, and employ security staff.

canabus · « **Reply #338 on:** December 24, 2021, 10:01:51 am »

My wife ask to look up the weather for Christmas Day.

I reply 100% RAIN DEER !!!!

canabus · « **Reply #339 on:** December 24, 2021, 10:51:11 am »

OURS TRY's To Sell PORKIES, SNOW BALLS and BULL _ _ _ _!!!

derekwarner · « **Reply #340 on:** December 24, 2021, 12:20:17 pm »

ah......thanks Malcolm......you know, there are certain similarities

Your Morrisons image sprouts golden shafts and leaves of sunlight from its eye
Our Morrison sprouts ~~unmentionables~~ [words I cannot repeat] from his ~~eye~~ [a word I cannot repeat], as this is where the similarities end

For my money, there is a big difference between a Mince Pie, which I assumed is a pie made from a blend of the finest exotic dried fruits, to a Pork Pie made from congealed Pork offal

Derek

Martin (Admin) · « **Reply #341 on:** December 24, 2021, 12:59:15 pm »

Martin (Admin) · « **Reply #342 on:** December 24, 2021, 01:56:08 pm »

.... and they are going to get a lost worse over the next four days!

davidm1945 · « **Reply #343 on:** December 24, 2021, 11:22:31 pm »

Took me a while...

derekwarner · « **Reply #344 on:** December 25, 2021, 12:15:14 am »

"....******....of the beholder"?........but I am not sure what he is holding?

Martin (Admin) · « **Reply #345 on:** December 25, 2021, 01:00:25 am »

The first of many today ..... yes, they will steadily get worse!

At this time of year,
it's important to rewind your scales back
.... at least 10 lbs at midnight.

Martin (Admin) · « **Reply #346 on:** December 25, 2021, 01:18:22 am »

Martin (Admin) · « **Reply #347 on:** December 25, 2021, 01:20:11 am »

Martin (Admin) · « **Reply #348 on:** December 25, 2021, 03:23:57 am »

Martin (Admin) · « **Reply #349 on:** December 25, 2021, 04:13:36 am »

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