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Jokes & Humour - 2021
« on: December 31, 2020, 10:25:49 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2020, 10:37:23 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2020, 10:41:46 pm »

Lyrics courtesy of Sir Paul........Registered by Northern Songs [the repurchased Company] and recorded @ Apple Studios........... you say  %)

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Martin......should this thread be renamed .....Jokes & Humor 2021?...or do we have a duplication started by TT... :-X 


.....best leave the Moderators to authentic time clock readings to figure out who dum wot whn  {-)


Martin - 01.01.2021 @ 10:25:49
TT......... when I look for the time clock.....the posting ...it is gone   :embarrassed:  magic?
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2020, 11:34:06 pm »

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« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2021, 11:23:32 am »

Is jokes and humour banned this year? as the topic is locked, if not, then to the last picture (merge if opened again),


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Re: 2021 humour
« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2021, 07:37:15 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2021, 11:43:52 am »

 
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2021, 05:36:16 pm »


On seeing this guys collection, I don't feel so bad now!





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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2021, 08:39:09 pm »


Unlocked.....  :police:
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2021, 01:07:03 pm »

FAKE NEWS


he is just stood in a model shop  {-)  there a doubles, a collector would only have singles
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2021, 02:00:11 pm »

Looks like my loft.................... :-))
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #11 on: January 11, 2021, 04:49:20 pm »

Hi all it's not funny really but I have just logged into the NHS to book a vaccine jab.  I am of a certain age.  My options were an obscure chemist 7 miles away then to Stevenage then Exxon centre London and after that Birmingham and Bristol all of 96 miles away!  I shall see what tomorrow brings.

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #12 on: January 11, 2021, 04:58:00 pm »

Well I should have been having my  second tomorrow and after travelling 2 miles for the first one %)
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #13 on: January 11, 2021, 05:51:53 pm »





does the 16 amp replacement include the cheese (i presume its a cheese wedge wrapped in foil), or just the foil wrapper?
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #14 on: January 11, 2021, 06:03:23 pm »


The cheese acts as a fire suppressor....?!

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #15 on: January 12, 2021, 10:21:27 am »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #16 on: January 12, 2021, 11:59:41 am »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #17 on: January 12, 2021, 03:38:50 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #18 on: January 15, 2021, 09:49:15 am »

as to the 350 amp with visual and audio auto-alert...

https://go.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/videos/gun-cartridge-fuse-minimyth/
A pity that's US only.  I think I remember see it broadcast and thinking that they missed a bit of basic physics.  A live bullet being used as a fuse and heating in a manky holder might heat enough to set itself off, but it should not be the pellet that travels - that is heavy, the unrestrained brass bit should be the one that moves first.  Or bits of it.
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #19 on: January 15, 2021, 03:45:31 pm »

A pity that's US only. 
Nothing a VPN client can't fix, and funny to see Adam childish smile and energy  {-)
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« Reply #20 on: February 20, 2021, 12:16:39 am »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #21 on: February 20, 2021, 11:06:56 am »

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« Reply #22 on: February 22, 2021, 10:42:42 am »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #23 on: February 22, 2021, 02:47:11 pm »

 

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #24 on: February 24, 2021, 03:06:02 pm »

Bit early isn't it for pirate jokes, thought it was september  :D
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