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New Arrivals
« Reply #25 on: February 25, 2021, 02:00:12 am »

New Arrivals!!!
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #26 on: February 25, 2021, 12:17:32 pm »

 

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« Reply #27 on: February 28, 2021, 10:17:33 pm »

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« Reply #28 on: March 03, 2021, 09:50:55 am »

Our exercise walk yesterday took us though Walpole Park it was a beautiful day and we sat a while to catch our breath, not a hint of wind and the two lagoons were like sheets of glass, I thought if I had my puffer with me I could tie a fishing line to my Tx and tell Mr Plod my puffer was a Bait Boat and I could do the sea trials  %% {-) {-)




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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #29 on: March 05, 2021, 10:32:24 am »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #31 on: March 06, 2021, 08:44:32 am »




   Take the rubber bung out and watch it GO!    O0
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #32 on: March 06, 2021, 11:01:35 am »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #33 on: March 06, 2021, 11:25:57 am »

 
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #34 on: March 06, 2021, 03:49:38 pm »



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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #35 on: March 06, 2021, 03:49:46 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #36 on: March 06, 2021, 04:06:10 pm »

Both of the above - most appropriate!  {-) {-) {-)


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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #37 on: March 06, 2021, 08:12:17 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #38 on: March 06, 2021, 08:27:29 pm »

Those two have got a lot of bottle(s)


 Groan :-X


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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #39 on: March 07, 2021, 04:26:32 am »

 Town names
The list's makers said English was "famous for some of the most confusing pronunciations on earth".
'How do you say?': The Top 10 'most difficult' British place names

·  Frome, Somerset, England
·  Ballachulish, Highland, Scotland
·  Godmanchester, Cambridgeshire, England
·  Omagh, County Tyrone, Northern Ireland
·  Woolfardisworthy, Devon, England
·  Beaulieu, Hampshire, England
·  Bicester, Oxfordshire, England
·  Ynysybwl, Cwm Clydach, Wales
·  Quernmore, Lancashire, England
·  Rampisham, Dorset, England
 
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #40 on: March 07, 2021, 04:29:51 am »

1.   Frome - "Froom"
2.   Ballachulish - "Ball - a - hoolish"
3.   Godmanchester - 'Godmunchester' (Gumster has also been offered as an alternative, but now little-used, pronunciation)
4.   Omagh - "Oh-ma"
5.   Woolfardisworthy - "Woolzery"
6.   Beaulieu - "Bew-lee"
7.   Bicester - "Bister"
8.   Ynysybwl - "An-is-abull"
9.   Quernmore - "Kwor-mer"
10.   Rampisham - "Ran-som"
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #41 on: March 07, 2021, 04:41:59 am »

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They must be headed to the Darwin Beer Can Regatta
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #42 on: March 08, 2021, 12:56:01 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #43 on: March 08, 2021, 01:27:59 pm »

1.   Frome - "Froom"
2.   Ballachulish - "Ball - a - hoolish"
3.   Godmanchester - 'Godmunchester' (Gumster has also been offered as an alternative, but now little-used, pronunciation)
4.   Omagh - "Oh-ma"
5.   Woolfardisworthy - "Woolzery"
6.   Beaulieu - "Bew-lee"
7.   Bicester - "Bister"
8.   Ynysybwl - "An-is-abull"
9.   Quernmore - "Kwor-mer"
10.   Rampisham - "Ran-som"


Cogenhoe - "Coog-no"
I was born there!
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #44 on: March 08, 2021, 03:35:38 pm »

I thought it was pronounced ''Jokes and Humour''
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #45 on: March 11, 2021, 12:09:30 am »

Hospital meals.  >>:-(
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #46 on: March 12, 2021, 07:07:45 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #47 on: March 15, 2021, 11:05:26 am »


 From Facebook ....


A giant ship's engine broke down and no one could repair it, so they hired a Mechanical Engineer with over 40 years of experience.
He inspected the engine very carefully, from top to bottom. After seeing everything, the engineer unloaded the bag and pulled out a small hammer.
He knocked something gently. Soon, the engine came to life again. The engine has been fixed!
7 days later the engineer mentioned that the total cost of repairing the giant ship was £10,000 to the ship owner.
"What?!" said the owner.
"You did almost nothing. Give us a detailed bill."
The answer is simple:
Tap with a hammer: £2
Know where to knock and how much to knock: £9,998
The importance of appreciating one's expertise and experience...coz those are the results of struggles, experiments and even tears.
If I do a job in 30 minutes it's because I spent 10 years learning how to do that in 30 minutes. You owe me for the years, not the minutes.
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #48 on: March 15, 2021, 10:26:03 pm »

Trouble is some think that applies to the models that they are selling :D
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #49 on: March 17, 2021, 11:02:02 am »


True... ?!


A giant ship's engine broke down and no one could repair it, so they hired a Mechanical Engineer with over 40 years of experience.
He inspected the engine very carefully, from top to bottom. After seeing everything, the engineer unloaded the bag and pulled out a small hammer.
He knocked something gently. Soon, the engine came to life again. The engine has been fixed!
7 days later the engineer mentioned that the total cost of repairing the giant ship was £10,000 to the ship owner.
"What?!" said the owner.
"You did almost nothing. Give us a detailed bill."
The answer is simple:
Tap with a hammer: £2
Know where to knock and how much to knock: £9,998
The importance of appreciating one's expertise and experience...coz those are the results of struggles, experiments and even tears.
If I do a job in 30 minutes it's because I spent 10 years learning how to do that in 30 minutes. You owe me for the years, not the minutes.

 
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