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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #75 on: April 04, 2021, 08:30:06 am »

He looks like a Willie to me  %)
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #76 on: April 04, 2021, 09:11:00 am »

I'll raise you three.  Feral mother gave birth to 2 kittens under our house.  We managed to catch them and are trying to tame them.  Mum is rather a handful.
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #77 on: April 11, 2021, 02:17:28 am »

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Don't kid yourself.... YOUR wife is never going to be this excited about model boats.... unless she or you are selling them! 😆
 
 
 
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #78 on: April 11, 2021, 12:43:44 pm »

AH, now are you going to decorate the kitchen or do I drop this?
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #79 on: April 14, 2021, 10:25:38 am »


One day a father, on his way home from work, suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbies in the display window?'

The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.

The amazed father asks: 'It's what? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'

Salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Truck, Ken's House, Ken's Fishing Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Dog, Ken's Computer, and one of Ken's Friends.
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #80 on: April 14, 2021, 11:34:44 am »

So simple, so stupid, but so absolutely true  :-)) {-) :P  .......... Derek
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #81 on: April 14, 2021, 01:38:59 pm »

Divorced Ken is available from Amazon without the packaging for 99p
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #82 on: May 03, 2021, 09:33:27 pm »

And that's how the fight started officer

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #83 on: May 04, 2021, 07:47:57 am »

Happy Star Wars day  :-)
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #84 on: May 04, 2021, 08:21:27 am »

And that's how the fight started officer


I'll teach you to ###!!!   In my garden  >>:-(


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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #85 on: May 04, 2021, 08:42:11 am »

Trust me you wouldn’t fill a thing !
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #86 on: May 04, 2021, 09:24:01 am »

May the fourth be with you
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #87 on: May 04, 2021, 09:56:36 am »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #88 on: May 04, 2021, 09:58:27 am »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #89 on: May 04, 2021, 10:25:45 am »

"I sense a disturbance master"


"Well that will teach you to have the extra spicy burrito for lunch padaone or should that be packing one"


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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #90 on: May 09, 2021, 06:31:58 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #91 on: May 17, 2021, 09:24:34 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #92 on: May 18, 2021, 02:01:23 am »

Looking at life through rosé tinted glasses
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #93 on: May 18, 2021, 03:32:44 am »


Found my first Smartphone in the attic the other day....



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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #94 on: May 18, 2021, 05:27:25 am »

So Kodak have finally decided to enter the mobile phone market.    :embarrassed:
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #95 on: May 18, 2021, 11:01:51 am »

The new smart phone from kodak developements has still one drawback to contend with - how to receive text messages and display them, though they are struggling with reducing in size the ticktape machine
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #96 on: May 18, 2021, 09:34:29 pm »



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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #97 on: May 18, 2021, 10:51:39 pm »

eh?.......I don't get it! >>:-(
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #98 on: May 18, 2021, 11:05:42 pm »

I think its a reality check that he is never going to build the too many boats he has .Like you I wondered at first  what is it all about !!
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #99 on: May 18, 2021, 11:06:37 pm »

A reality check  :-))  Funny  {-)
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