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Capt Podge

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #100 on: May 18, 2021, 11:14:59 pm »

The current equivalent is 'wake up and smell the coffee'  :-)


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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #101 on: May 18, 2021, 11:27:41 pm »

I understand the commonly offered salutation [this time] by the attractive young Woman, however still don't get it being a wake up call relating to sleep or a person in bed


Like ...wake up stupid!?....... O0  ...could be 1 or 2 those here  %%


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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #102 on: May 19, 2021, 08:46:28 am »

Be happy if you got just one of them 100% complete
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #103 on: May 19, 2021, 10:52:10 am »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #104 on: May 22, 2021, 10:01:48 pm »

 

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #105 on: May 24, 2021, 08:27:13 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #106 on: May 28, 2021, 04:18:55 pm »

 
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #107 on: June 10, 2021, 09:38:19 pm »



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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #108 on: June 10, 2021, 09:45:35 pm »

 {-) {-) {-)


I've not heard that one before - nice one Martin  :-))


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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #109 on: June 13, 2021, 04:58:59 pm »


I'm getting totally fed up with people
whinging the prices of things;
£1.25 for Tea, £1.75 for Coffee,
£2 for a slice of cake & £2.50 for car parking.
Any mope complaints and I will honestly
 stop inviting my friends around to my house!


 
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #110 on: June 14, 2021, 08:23:29 am »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #111 on: June 14, 2021, 10:50:21 am »

Thank you Martin :-))
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #112 on: June 14, 2021, 12:14:02 pm »

So I don't need new glasses. Phew  :P
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #113 on: June 14, 2021, 12:59:09 pm »

Agreed the original was  blurred but if you can't read it you have a problem
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #114 on: June 15, 2021, 11:40:03 am »

Open photo

England v Scotland

Friday 18th June 2021

This may be of interest to one of you.
A friend of mine has two tickets in a corporate box
for England v Scotland. He paid £300 each,
but he didn't realise when he bought them that it
was going to be the same day as his Covid 19 postponed wedding.
If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place.

It's at Basildon Registry Office, at 2.30pm.
The bride's name is Moira, she's 5'4", about 8 stone, has her own income and is a really good cook.
Let me know.

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #115 on: June 15, 2021, 12:29:45 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #116 on: June 15, 2021, 01:09:55 pm »

I assume he is a king then, in a recent repeat of QI, with Stephen Fry, he said that one of the kings of yore, had a stand in, to consummate the marriage they only had to touch bare legs in bed, bit difficult from the corporate box wouldn't you say  {-)
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #117 on: June 15, 2021, 03:58:38 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #118 on: June 15, 2021, 08:41:55 pm »

You too !..... you should never have changed the flower shirt Martin......my green shirt now on e bay (after my shift) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-)
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #119 on: June 15, 2021, 09:41:26 pm »

 
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #120 on: June 18, 2021, 03:47:52 pm »

 

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #121 on: June 23, 2021, 05:14:57 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #122 on: June 23, 2021, 11:58:28 pm »

BMW drivers will be exempt of course..............
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #123 on: June 24, 2021, 10:36:52 am »

That's a bit unfair Kit the one's I ask about that  say they don't like to use them cos they think it is faulty  due to the clicking noise it makes when they the use it
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #124 on: June 24, 2021, 12:07:02 pm »

Hi thats going to be difficult learning to use the indicators, as it means clutching the phone into your shoulder and deciding whether to drop your lighter as you light up another fag.  It may just be too much for some drivers. 

I would settle for a hand held ANPR reader and copper up the road with a stinger and a dog nearby.  Then worry about the indicator menaces, that should clear a lot of them off the road.
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