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Capt Podge

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #100 on: May 18, 2021, 11:14:59 pm »

The current equivalent is 'wake up and smell the coffee'  :-)


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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #101 on: May 18, 2021, 11:27:41 pm »

I understand the commonly offered salutation [this time] by the attractive young Woman, however still don't get it being a wake up call relating to sleep or a person in bed


Like ...wake up stupid!?....... O0  ...could be 1 or 2 those here  %%


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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #102 on: May 19, 2021, 08:46:28 am »

Be happy if you got just one of them 100% complete
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #103 on: May 19, 2021, 10:52:10 am »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #104 on: May 22, 2021, 10:01:48 pm »

 

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #105 on: May 24, 2021, 08:27:13 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #106 on: May 28, 2021, 04:18:55 pm »

 
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #107 on: June 10, 2021, 09:38:19 pm »



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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #108 on: June 10, 2021, 09:45:35 pm »

 {-) {-) {-)


I've not heard that one before - nice one Martin  :-))


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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #109 on: Today at 04:58:59 pm »

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I'm getting totally fed up with people
whinging the prices of things;
1.25 for Tea, 1.75 for Coffee,
2 for a slice of cake & 2.50 for car parking.
Any mope complaints and I will honestly
 stop inviting my friends around to my house!
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