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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #275 on: November 12, 2021, 06:26:06 pm »



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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #276 on: November 12, 2021, 06:26:20 pm »



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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #277 on: November 12, 2021, 06:26:34 pm »



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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #278 on: November 12, 2021, 06:26:44 pm »





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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #279 on: November 13, 2021, 12:10:06 pm »

Punching above your weight!

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #280 on: November 13, 2021, 01:05:16 pm »

Heavens.....she's got a dirty bottom!  :o
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #281 on: November 23, 2021, 04:50:03 pm »

The ultimate present for the wife ! a Citroen Alti, you just know she will love it


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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #282 on: November 23, 2021, 06:03:53 pm »

Plus - if you send her into the deep countryside to pick up a fictitous boat you ordered, and you know there is very few if any petrol stations within 25 miles of the location, you will have a nice quiet few days until she manages to get home again, the range on it is about 46 miles I believe  %)
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #283 on: November 23, 2021, 06:24:40 pm »

 

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #284 on: November 24, 2021, 09:38:46 pm »








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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #285 on: November 24, 2021, 09:39:10 pm »

 

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #286 on: November 25, 2021, 02:16:02 am »


The Indian Hills Community Center is famous for humorous its signs, it is worth doing a quick google search on them. :-)) :-)) :-))









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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #287 on: November 27, 2021, 09:07:41 pm »

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I always knew this pub joke as there have been FIVE F1 drivers named the same as Scottish towns so far.  We already see the FIFTH but who would usually be the FOURTH one people get before that last spoiler?
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #288 on: November 27, 2021, 09:55:38 pm »

The ultimate present for the wife ! a Citroen Alti, you just know she will love it



....It's called an Ami.
According to a video I watched a few weeks ago the funny thing about it is because it's manufactured on a budget they don't make anything asymmetrical, so normal door on one side but suicide door on the other because it's all symmetrical moulds front to back.  The only difference between front and back panels is headlights in the front and tail lights in the rear.  I quite like it, it's a step forwards to something more affordable at least.
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #289 on: November 28, 2021, 02:56:13 pm »

I suppose the USB port on the door is for recharging it at home
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #290 on: November 28, 2021, 10:20:19 pm »

No that's the handle
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #291 on: November 29, 2021, 01:31:57 am »

so effectively a push me pull you (a doolittle car especially if it runs out of juice with the short range it has) - puns intended
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #292 on: November 29, 2021, 08:35:56 am »

My favourite sign was actually in Model Maker way back.  It was a photograph of a sign in Oz which said. 

"It is an offence to throw stones at this notice"
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #293 on: November 30, 2021, 07:03:56 am »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #294 on: November 30, 2021, 07:04:49 am »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #295 on: November 30, 2021, 07:05:20 am »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #296 on: November 30, 2021, 01:09:41 pm »

Oh God!
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