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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #300 on: December 11, 2021, 09:54:22 am »

EWE can have legs like that and still walk !!!



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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #301 on: December 17, 2021, 03:37:34 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #302 on: December 17, 2021, 03:40:01 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #303 on: December 17, 2021, 03:46:41 pm »



When you can’t let your cat out because he might invade Poland
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #304 on: December 17, 2021, 03:53:01 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #305 on: December 17, 2021, 06:01:31 pm »




I remember, in all seriousness, asking my young daughters what the noise from the fire alarm meant (intending to teach them that it meant get out of the house as quickly as possible) only to have my 4-ish year old elder daughter tell me in all seriousness that it meant mummy was making toast...
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #306 on: December 17, 2021, 07:46:26 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #307 on: December 18, 2021, 04:25:37 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #308 on: December 18, 2021, 05:39:35 pm »

 {-) {-)


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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #309 on: December 18, 2021, 07:01:16 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #310 on: December 19, 2021, 11:20:56 am »

What - AGAIN, when did that happen - oh in another 17 years


Oh - I just remembered the old faulty towers sketch - dont mention.......
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #311 on: December 20, 2021, 01:57:33 pm »

I'm expecting Sadiq Khan to introduce a pay to enter Low Covid Infection Zone any time now.
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #312 on: December 20, 2021, 05:11:36 pm »

 
From Facebook ...

Due to some financial hardship I am unable to support my passion of collecting model boat kits so I have to unload some of my collection. Here is the list of what has to go:
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-My house
-My car
-My business
-Clothes off of my back
-Some pots and pans
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #313 on: December 20, 2021, 05:44:51 pm »

Wife gone already then.....
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #314 on: December 20, 2021, 09:02:27 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #315 on: December 20, 2021, 09:09:11 pm »

 {-) {-) {-)
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #316 on: December 20, 2021, 09:39:19 pm »

Kidney available?   I believe that they are in demand by well healed individuals.
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #317 on: December 20, 2021, 09:40:37 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #318 on: December 20, 2021, 09:42:24 pm »



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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #319 on: December 22, 2021, 11:00:27 am »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #320 on: December 22, 2021, 11:11:20 am »

Scratch Build or Kit?
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #321 on: December 22, 2021, 12:16:26 pm »

Copyright Free Plans are available :D
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #322 on: December 22, 2021, 01:23:06 pm »




 Bid now before the temperature goes up !
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #323 on: December 22, 2021, 01:32:03 pm »

If the bidding goes above Zero I expect Ebay admin will step in and freeze it there.
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #324 on: December 22, 2021, 07:16:32 pm »


Your Gangster Name is:

The colour of your shirt / top & the last thing you ate.....

What is your Gangsta name?!

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