If 'unusual' translations from any language are relevant to this thread, how about this one? I used to live in Finland, and found this gem when planning a trip to Lapland. I met the people referred to in the translation and the person who had translated it. She didn't speak a word of English. I think it was written in Sami (language of the people of Lapland), then translated into Finnish and then into English. Either way, it kept me & my daughters amused during the 2 days it took us to drive there. The place itself was great, much better than the brochure suggested! Here goes:
After the breakfast, fishing continues already for the familiar with the customs guides. Traditional reindeer meat soup lunch to their desserts will offer to the cottage at 12.00. Salmon fishing continues always until the dinner, whereby enjoyed smoked grayling with potatoes. In addition to will drink comb wheat coffee. The evening is being spent in the traditionally hut, where is changed fish news and the host of the holiday camp Petteri rewards largest salmon recipient and with same comes to be be married whole group Teno to the fishermen glorious caste.
