This is a guy who goes to the police station and says his wife is missing...
The guy:
- My wife went shopping and hasn’t been back in two days.
The Officer:
"How tall is it?"
The guy:
"I never asked him."
The Officer:
- Skinny or fat?
The guy:
"Not skinny, maybe she’s fat."
The Officer:
- Eye colour?
The guy:
"I couldn’t tell you."
The Officer:
- Hair colour?
The guy:
- I don’t know, it changes every month.
The Officer:
"What was she wearing?"
The guy:
"A dress or pants... reminds me more accurately.
The Officer:
"Was she in the car?"
The guy:
- Yes
The Officer:
- Description of the car, please.
The guy:
- An Audi RS4 V6 Bi-Turbo of 2.7 liters and 380 hp.
- Nogaro blue colour, with a semi-automatic 6-speed Tiptronic transmission.
- Aluminum brushed exterior mirrors, matrix beam LED headlights, integrated GPS.
- Recaro leather bucket seats with a slight scratch on the driver’s door...
And then the guy starts crying...
The Officer:
- Calm down, we’ll find your car…!
