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Re: Christmas Humour - 2023
« Reply #250 on: December 25, 2023, 02:32:28 pm »


Sorry, found a few more ....



     
         
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Re: Christmas Humour - 2023
« Reply #251 on: December 25, 2023, 02:34:03 pm »



Turkey's ready!
 

 
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
« Reply #252 on: December 25, 2023, 05:30:34 pm »


Friend:   What did you get the wife for Christmas?
Me:         A diamond ring.
Friend:    I thought she wanted a new car.
Me:        Where am I going to get a fake car?
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
« Reply #253 on: December 26, 2023, 07:16:16 am »

 
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
« Reply #254 on: December 28, 2023, 05:26:33 pm »

 :-)) :embarrassed: :embarrassed:
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
« Reply #255 on: December 28, 2023, 07:53:53 pm »


WIFE: Honey let’s play a game
HUSBAND: Okay. What’s the game about?
WIFE: If I mention a country, you run to the left side of the room and touch the wall
 & if I mention a bird, you run to the right side of the room and touch the wall.
If you run in the wrong direction, you’ll give me all your salary for this month
HUSBAND: Okay! And if you fail in your turn, I’ll have your salary too right?
WIFE: (smiles) Yes darling!
HUSBAND: Okay (stands up ready to run in any direction)
Wife: are you ready
Husband: Yes ready
WIFE: TURKEY
It’s been 4 HOURS NOW…
The husband is still standing at the spot wondering
if she meant the Country or the bird
Moral lesson…
 After God, Fear Wife!

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
« Reply #256 on: December 29, 2023, 03:37:26 am »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
« Reply #257 on: December 29, 2023, 03:37:49 am »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
« Reply #258 on: December 29, 2023, 03:39:06 am »


Annual family Monopoly game went much better this year ....


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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
« Reply #259 on: December 29, 2023, 02:15:50 pm »



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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
« Reply #260 on: December 29, 2023, 04:55:00 pm »

 :-)) :-)) :-)) :-)) :-)) :-)) :-))
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
« Reply #261 on: December 29, 2023, 07:23:25 pm »

Wow               Lübeck that used to be a regular visit when the the big shops only did Saturday opening on the First? or the Last one of each month in the 60's
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
« Reply #262 on: December 30, 2023, 12:28:22 pm »



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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
« Reply #263 on: December 30, 2023, 05:20:46 pm »

Age is just a number , in my case a big one.
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
« Reply #264 on: December 30, 2023, 06:11:42 pm »

Jaymac,


you are right, but times are changing in Lübeck too, we now have open every satureday from 10 to 20  :}
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
« Reply #265 on: December 30, 2023, 07:14:16 pm »

Sven


        We used to come up from Fallingbostel a day out for us
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
« Reply #266 on: December 31, 2023, 07:08:53 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
« Reply #267 on: December 31, 2023, 09:07:43 pm »



 

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