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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #150 on: August 27, 2022, 01:25:38 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #151 on: August 27, 2022, 01:28:16 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #152 on: August 27, 2022, 01:30:36 pm »



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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #153 on: August 27, 2022, 01:41:51 pm »

Is there just two Girls Martin?....or is it a trick question?  :-X .......... Derek :o
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #154 on: September 01, 2022, 09:52:18 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #155 on: September 09, 2022, 04:36:05 pm »


Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender…

“Pour me a stiff one – just had another fight with the my wife.”

“Oh yeah?” said Charlie “And how did this one end?”

“When it was over,” Mike replied, “she came to me on her hands and knees.”



“Really,” said Charles, “now that’s a switch! What did she say?”

“She said, ‘Come out from under the bed, you little chicken.’”
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #156 on: September 16, 2022, 12:55:54 pm »



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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #157 on: September 16, 2022, 05:02:40 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #158 on: September 16, 2022, 08:39:15 pm »

On the Tesla photo, I did see a video of a demonstration trip round Australia using an electric car and flexible solar panels that could be rolled up like a carpet. At every stop they were unrolled on the ground to charge the car and rolled up again when fully charged. The panels had been printed onto a plastic sheet before being laminated for protection.
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #159 on: September 16, 2022, 11:39:06 pm »






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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #160 on: September 25, 2022, 07:07:52 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #161 on: September 28, 2022, 01:38:43 pm »

Name that tune?  :-)
 


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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #162 on: September 28, 2022, 02:40:04 pm »

Ice Ice Baby (Vanilla Ice)  O0


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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #163 on: September 28, 2022, 03:08:16 pm »

'Once bitten, twice shy' - Ian Hunter 1975
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #164 on: September 29, 2022, 04:38:30 am »

FROZEN !!!!
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #165 on: October 01, 2022, 09:52:22 am »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #166 on: October 01, 2022, 05:59:57 pm »

 
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #167 on: October 01, 2022, 09:40:04 pm »

Hope it was only the jack !
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #168 on: October 16, 2022, 05:13:27 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #169 on: October 18, 2022, 09:56:31 am »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #170 on: October 18, 2022, 04:43:42 pm »


About from the obvious / ridiculous.... what are the measurement units?


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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #171 on: October 18, 2022, 08:19:45 pm »

For the liquid ingredients its a minim, equivalent to 1/60 of a fluid dram (fluid dram around 3.7ml)For the solid the unit is a grain (0.065 gram). So basically the active ingredients  are in very small quantities.
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #172 on: October 18, 2022, 08:21:35 pm »


You guys know everything!   :-))
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #173 on: October 20, 2022, 10:26:36 am »


Sir Winston's wifeClementine, Sir Winston Churchill's wife, was talking to a street sweeper for a while.

"What did you talk about for so long?" asked Sir Winston.

She smiled and answered: "Many years ago he was madly in love with me."

Churchill smiled ironically: "So you could have been the wife of a street sweeper today."

′′Oh no, my dear", Clementine replied: "If I had married him, he would have been the prime minister


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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #174 on: October 24, 2022, 10:35:32 am »

'Once upon a time there was a Council rowing team.The Council and a company from the private sector agreed to hold a race. Each boat would contain eight men.Both teams worked really hard to get into the best shape. On the day of the race, despite both teams being in a similar condition, the private company team won by one mile.The mood in the Council team was really close to freezing point. The top management decided to win the race next year. So they established a committee of analysts, mostly internal but with representation from each service, the stakeholders and a member…oh, and some guy who knew something about rowing (he’d been on a boating lake when at school). Their remit was to observe the situation, do a risk analysis (ensuring each risk was marked red, amber or green) and recommend an appropriate solution.After several weeks of detailed analysis, the committee found that the private company team had seven rowers and only one captain.…and the Council team had 7 captains and only one rower.Facing such a critical scenario, the management showed unexpected wisdom: they hired a consultancy to restructure the Council team.After several months the consultants came to the conclusion that there were too many captains and too few rowers in the Council team. A solution was proposed based on this analysis: the structure of the Council team had to change. With immediate effect, there would be only four captains in the team led by two Directors and a new Head. Besides that, they suggested that the Council improve the rower’s working environment, ensure his work/life balance was OK and offer a reward and recognition scheme to incentivise high performance and maximise impactfulnessisation. There was to be a 5-day workshop for the rower.The next year, the private company team won by two miles.The Council management dismissed the rower from the team (following a long and drawn out competency and capability procedure, followed by a voluntary severance package) on the grounds of his unsatisfactory performance.…but a bonus was paid to the management team for strong leadership and the motivation that the team had showed during the preparation phase.The consultancy prepared a new analysis which showed that the strategy was good, the motivation was O.K, but the tool used was sub-standard and had to be improved.
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