A blind pilot walks into a plane waving his walking stick
The passengers all look at each other in disbelief. The flight attendant gets on the PA and says,
“Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see, the captain is legally blind, but rest assured,
he is one of the best pilots in the world with over six thousand successful flights.”
Next the co-pilot makes his way to the plane he is also blind and uses his walking stick to make it to the cabin.
The flight attendant gets on the PA and says,
Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see, the co-pilot is also blind, but rest assured,
he is the second best pilot in the world with over five thousand successful flights.”
At this point the plane begins to take off from the runway. As it gains speed, the passengers grow tenser.
The plane keeps accelerating more and more and as it approaches the end of the runway, it still hasn’t left the ground.
The plane is approaching the end of the runway at high speed and the passengers scream, “Oh my God, we’re all going to die!!”
Suddenly, the plane takes off and begins its ascent.
The pilot turns to the co-pilot and says, “The day they stop screaming, we’re screwed.”
