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Jokes & Humour - 2022
« on: January 01, 2022, 11:37:30 am »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2022, 01:34:50 pm »

According to an article in the Sunday Times, the next variant of Covid could be the most dangerous yet as it is virtually undetectable and produces no symptoms whatsoever....
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2022, 04:53:22 pm »

Straight from the April fool book of jokes  :-)) :-)) :-))
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2022, 12:29:35 pm »

My 12 yr old Grandson had one for Christmas
and thinks it's great for stripping down old
electronic bits and bobs👍
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2022, 02:03:13 pm »




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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2022, 02:50:32 pm »

Not too bad, as it's the fourth of January already  :police: %% {:-{
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2022, 03:16:10 pm »

Not too bad, as it's the fourth of January already  :police: %% {:-{


It's only January? I've bought three kits already this year!



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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2022, 09:39:31 am »

I know I shouldn't bring a downside to this thread but I found the Amazon tool set review incredibly sad. In fact I had to check on A to see whether it was real.
No further comment required {:-{
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2022, 12:06:04 pm »

   It seems that Roger Federer has been helping out at customs ensuring that Australia stays nice and safe. Good works Feds
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2022, 12:43:41 pm »

Multi culturalism....that what we like to see jamac.....'Roger in Borderforce'  :-)) 


[a pity the Photoshop people didn't upsize the body by about 5% to suit the head  %)  or and used an Australian Borderforce uniformed Maniquin]


I am sure that no Australian doubts the winning tennis playing ability of the tall Serbian chap, but unfortunately Australia as a Nation will have a tarnished reputation within World Tennis because someone has incompetently created this Tennis fiasco


Currently, it appears that neither the Federal nor State Laws have been broken...so that only leave one 3rd party as involved


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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2022, 10:46:59 am »

My other half saw me ordering another boat  online. She asked where I got the money for all of that. I told her to not worry - I sold some stuff online. She said don't be wasting money after we just spent a lot of money on Christmas. Then she told me if she catches me doing it again she's going to smash my head into the keyboard. Well, here I am, online buying parts again and clearly I don't give a shummkonhhh hejjnsb b jxngwggztg 26 fns781indb,,hhwhk g sh yiye....
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2022, 12:13:19 pm »

 {-)   {-)  {-)   
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2022, 10:42:23 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #14 on: January 18, 2022, 12:05:56 am »

...goodone jamac :-))  ...what will they think of next?  :o   :P ........ Derek
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #15 on: January 18, 2022, 01:31:07 am »

He'll do OK out of it if he learns how it works...


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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #16 on: January 19, 2022, 01:06:11 am »

Even claiming he's contactless didn't help as he still has to touch things  %)
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #17 on: January 22, 2022, 10:00:36 am »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #19 on: January 26, 2022, 04:42:04 pm »

Clearly they have a screw loose - just don't know which bit to use though  ok2
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2022
« Reply #20 on: Yesterday at 10:40:02 pm »

Vladimir Putin to get on the good side of voters, goes to visit a school in Moscow to have a chat with the kids. He talks to them about how Russia is a powerful nation and how he wants the best for the people. At the end of the talk there is a section for questions.Little Sasha puts her hand up and says “I have two questions. Why did the Russians take Crimea and why are we sending troops to the Ukraine?”Putin says good questions. But just as he is about to answer, the bell goes and the kids go to lunch. When they return, they sit down and there is room for more questions.Another girl, Mischa, puts her hand up and says “I have four questions. Why did the Russians invade Crimea, why are we sending troops to the Ukraine, why did the bell go 20 minutes early and where the **** is Sash
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