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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
« Reply #175 on: October 29, 2023, 12:32:59 am »











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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
« Reply #176 on: October 29, 2023, 10:44:47 am »

Weird I still  had to get up 4 times each .at the same hour despite having turned the clock back. Clever Bladder
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
« Reply #177 on: October 29, 2023, 12:09:20 pm »

Martin,
if your car clock doesn't update itself you need a new car  {-) {-) {-)
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
« Reply #178 on: October 29, 2023, 12:47:17 pm »

Martin,
if your car clock doesn't update itself you need a new car  {-) {-) {-)


Could get expensive, buying a new car every six months!
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
« Reply #179 on: October 29, 2023, 02:28:35 pm »


October Test:   What is the function of this machine?
 



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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
« Reply #180 on: October 29, 2023, 07:31:06 pm »

VAC
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
« Reply #181 on: October 29, 2023, 07:35:14 pm »

  {-) {-) {-)
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
« Reply #182 on: October 29, 2023, 09:43:43 pm »

 
   {-) {-) {-)
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
« Reply #183 on: November 01, 2023, 07:45:12 pm »


An elderly couple walk into a fast food restaurant.
They order one hamburger, one order of fries and one drink.
The old man unwraps the plain hamburger and carefully cuts it in half.
He places one half in front of his wife.
He then carefully counts out the fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly
placing one pile in front of his wife.
He takes a sip of the drink, his wife takes a sip and then sets the cup down between them.
As he begins to eat his few bites of hamburger,
 the people around them keep looking over and whispering
“That poor old couple – all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.”
As the man begins to eat his fries a young man comes to the table.
He politely offers to buy another meal for the old couple.
The old man replies that they’re just fine – they’re just used to sharing everything.
The surrounding people noticed the little old lady hadn’t eaten a bite.
 She sits there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.
Again the young man comes over and begs them to let him buy another meal for them.
This time the old woman says “No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything.”
As the old man finishes and was wipes his face neatly with the napkin,
the young man again comes over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asks
“May I ask what is it you are waiting for?”
The old woman answers
“The teeth.”
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
« Reply #184 on: November 03, 2023, 06:47:58 am »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
« Reply #185 on: November 06, 2023, 11:34:43 am »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
« Reply #186 on: November 06, 2023, 01:15:58 pm »

Oh...so true jaymac ......not sure if we should laugh {-) , ..........................or cry  <:( .....?


Do we still have timber or trees?


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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
« Reply #187 on: November 06, 2023, 07:53:25 pm »

I Wooden no Derek
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
« Reply #188 on: November 08, 2023, 09:52:17 am »

I know the logger was BARKing up the wrong trees all the way from the 1950's  %)


Are we having a pun session now
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
« Reply #189 on: November 08, 2023, 11:34:51 am »

No, but it makes me "sick-a-more" at how badly maths is taught these days!  :embarrassed:


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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
« Reply #190 on: November 08, 2023, 12:49:30 pm »

Aye  in my day if you got it wrong you got the Birch
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
« Reply #191 on: November 08, 2023, 01:28:54 pm »



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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
« Reply #192 on: November 08, 2023, 01:39:04 pm »



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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
« Reply #193 on: November 09, 2023, 06:54:46 am »

And thats why species should NOT mess with there DNA - an osprey is not the safest way to travel  >>:-(
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
« Reply #194 on: November 11, 2023, 08:45:59 pm »


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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
« Reply #195 on: November 13, 2023, 06:51:09 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
« Reply #196 on: November 13, 2023, 08:24:10 pm »

Quick, call for the Goodies.
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
« Reply #197 on: November 14, 2023, 03:52:30 pm »

WoW it's the son of kitten kong 😉
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
« Reply #198 on: November 15, 2023, 10:29:32 am »



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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
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