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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2024
« Reply #50 on: March 23, 2024, 04:37:39 pm »


One day God calls down to Noah and says:
“Noah me old china, I want you to make me a new Ark,”
Noah replies.
“No probs God, me old Supreme Being, anything you want after all you’re the governor.”
God interrupts.
“Ah, but there’s a catch. This time Noah, I want not just a couple of decks, I want 20 decks one on top of the other.”
“20 DECKS!” Screams Noah.
“Well, OK Big Man, whatever you say. Should I fill it up with all the animals just like last time?”
“Yep, that’s right, well, sort of right. This time I want you to fill it up with fish.” God answers.
“Fish?” Queries Noah.
“Yep, fish, well, to make it more specific Noah, I won’t carp wall to wall, floor to ceiling Carp.”
Noah looks to the skies.
“OK God my old mucker, let me get this right, you want a New Ark?”
“Check.”
“With 20 decks, one on top of the other?”
“Check?”
“And you want it full of Carp?”
“Check.”
Why?” Asks the perplexed Noah, who was slowly but surely getting to the end of his tether…
“I dunno.” Says God.
“I just fancied a Multi-Storey Carp Ark.
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2024
« Reply #51 on: March 30, 2024, 12:01:36 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2024
« Reply #52 on: March 30, 2024, 11:03:51 pm »

 
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2024
« Reply #53 on: April 01, 2024, 02:39:29 pm »


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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2024
« Reply #54 on: April 02, 2024, 09:34:19 pm »


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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2024
« Reply #55 on: April 03, 2024, 12:00:52 pm »

                                   Wife : Am I looking fat?

                            Husband : Yes

                                  Wife : Shut up. Don’t you ever dare talk to me!!

                                  Wife : Am I looking fat?

                            Husband : No

                                  Wife : Liar

                                   Wife : Am I looking fat?
         
                             Husband : Maybe

                                  Wife : can u ever b decisive

                                  Wife : Am I looking fat?

                            Husband : I don’t know

                                  Wife : Are you blind?

                                  Wife : Am I looking fat?

                            Husband : Depends

                                  Wife : Oh you comparing me with some one else..

                                  Wife : Am I looking fat?

                            Husband : silence
             
                                  Wife : Are you deaf?

        There are some questions for which there is no correct answer.


                                      Only Google

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2024
« Reply #56 on: April 06, 2024, 12:17:49 am »


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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2024
« Reply #57 on: April 08, 2024, 11:45:32 am »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2024
« Reply #58 on: April 08, 2024, 05:05:10 pm »


      Not seen that one before!   {-)

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2024
« Reply #59 on: April 08, 2024, 05:05:45 pm »

 
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2024
« Reply #60 on: April 08, 2024, 08:10:50 pm »

 
When Ai goes mad ....  or the US increases it's Navy budget,   again!


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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2024
« Reply #61 on: April 09, 2024, 11:27:22 pm »

 
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2024
« Reply #62 on: April 11, 2024, 11:59:14 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2024
« Reply #63 on: April 12, 2024, 07:15:36 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2024
« Reply #64 on: April 25, 2024, 04:26:48 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2024
« Reply #65 on: May 05, 2024, 04:51:04 pm »


 

 

 

 

 
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2024
« Reply #66 on: May 09, 2024, 07:58:37 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2024
« Reply #67 on: May 13, 2024, 08:41:14 am »

Ah yes. I remember it well - The old `Where can I get asbestos underpants' problem.  {-)
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2024
« Reply #68 on: May 13, 2024, 06:24:41 pm »


 
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2024
« Reply #69 on: May 14, 2024, 01:50:48 am »


 

   


Somehow I don't think that WD40 or zip ties will work in this case either.
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2024
« Reply #70 on: May 16, 2024, 04:02:25 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2024
« Reply #71 on: May 19, 2024, 11:09:38 am »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2024
« Reply #72 on: May 22, 2024, 03:33:15 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2024
« Reply #73 on: May 23, 2024, 02:36:22 am »


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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2024
« Reply #74 on: May 23, 2024, 08:49:46 am »

Martin if that had gone any higher over my head it would be in space  <*<
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