Topic: Jokes & Humour - 2024 (Read 28984 times)

Baldrick · « **Reply #75 on:** May 23, 2024, 02:36:23 pm »

got there except for the WEE bits.

Dave_S. · « **Reply #76 on:** May 23, 2024, 05:08:18 pm »

I have absolutely no idea what the strange picture post is meant to mean.

mogurnda · « **Reply #77 on:** May 23, 2024, 05:39:25 pm »

Apparently its " We will rock you " by Queen... but don't get it on here....

chas · « **Reply #78 on:** May 23, 2024, 11:02:30 pm »

Brilliant😂

jaymac · « **Reply #79 on:** May 25, 2024, 11:07:09 am »

jaymac · « **Reply #80 on:** June 11, 2024, 07:31:40 pm »

swiftdoc · « **Reply #81 on:** June 11, 2024, 08:35:21 pm »

derekwarner · « **Reply #82 on:** June 11, 2024, 09:23:56 pm »

So true.....

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Derek

Baldrick · « **Reply #83 on:** June 11, 2024, 11:27:56 pm »

What party are you standing for in the upcoming parliamentary election ?

warspite · « **Reply #84 on:** June 12, 2024, 10:52:27 am »

Quote from: Dave_S. on May 23, 2024, 05:08:18 pm

I have absolutely no idea what the strange picture post is meant to mean.

I got it on the first two lines of pictures, then tried to work out the next line and how that fitted, yes I got the Wii reference, it was trying to remember rock.

as for parties - whats the point - they all lie as they do not have foresight (they are all something similar to foresight - skins)

roycv · « **Reply #85 on:** June 12, 2024, 11:06:10 am »

Many years ago I was just leaving a car park and it was election time, but back in the 70's. There was a poster on a wall and it said,

'No matter who you vote for, the Government will get in.'

Nothing changes.
Roy

derekwarner · « **Reply #86 on:** June 12, 2024, 12:20:46 pm »

thanks Roy..................

............. Derek

jaymac · « **Reply #87 on:** June 15, 2024, 10:46:57 pm »

Baldrick · « **Reply #88 on:** June 16, 2024, 01:05:23 am »

That is far from being a joke ! The older you get the more technological gobbledy gook turns an aged mind into mush . How do I know ? GUESS ! God bless my Daughter who usually sorts it (Or the G.G.Children;)

jaymac · « **Reply #89 on:** June 16, 2024, 11:18:50 am »

Fortunately I don't have any offspring nor if had would I let them near mine, as for age it's just a number.
Are you still allowed to use the TV remote

Baldrick · « **Reply #90 on:** June 16, 2024, 10:55:47 pm »

[ as for age it's just a number. ]

Do you speak as a nonagenarian ? Probably not because Age takes on a different perspective as the wick burns low and flickers

jaymac · « **Reply #91 on:** June 17, 2024, 10:34:02 am »

no 4 years short

tigertiger · « **Reply #92 on:** June 17, 2024, 10:43:15 am »

Age is just a number?

My friend just had his 70th birthday, and his medical insurance has just doubled, overnight, because he is 70.

roycv · « **Reply #93 on:** June 17, 2024, 11:56:21 am »

As another '4 years short' I would like all to keep in mind that the older you are the longer your expectation of life.
I went on one of those web sites that will forecast how long you will live.
I put up my late mate's age at 103 and it went all of a tither!
Roy

jaymac · « **Reply #94 on:** June 22, 2024, 05:11:50 pm »

jaymac · « **Reply #95 on:** July 11, 2024, 11:42:43 am »

Martin (Admin) · « **Reply #96 on:** July 11, 2024, 12:28:57 pm »

jaymac · « **Reply #97 on:** July 16, 2024, 07:22:39 pm »

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jaymac · « **Reply #99 on:** July 28, 2024, 10:44:55 am »

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