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'Dead' sailor
« on: December 10, 2007, 09:16:47 AM »

The opening picture for the Mayhem site shows skeletons rowing a dingy and now I see todays news headlines read .......'Dead canoeist due in court'. The mental pictures of the courtroom are racing through my brain as I write! {-)
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Re: 'Dead' sailor
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2007, 09:52:58 AM »

That's not a bad idea Seerline, a couple of silly caption competitions over the holidays.
I'm sure my budget can go to a packet of sweets!

Martin  ;D
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Re: 'Dead' sailor
« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2007, 10:03:57 AM »

That's not a bad idea Seerline, a couple of silly caption competitions over the holidays.
I'm sure my budget can go to a packet of sweets!

Martin  ;D


Excellent idea.

How about a regular caption competition, if you could get some of the traders to offer small prizes. As long as the prizes are smallish it is should be sustainable, and ther should not be an 'Arms race' for better gifts.
Members could also send in pictures for use in the caption competition. Like the little dog with the beer bottle.
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Re: 'Dead' sailor
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2007, 10:33:31 AM »

Headline: TRADGEDY ON FUNFAIR LAKE AS FOG LIFTS!
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Re: 'Dead' sailor
« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2007, 10:42:07 AM »

  Dead canoest asks for his deposit back on canoe he rented, " I was only five years overdue " he claims......
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Re: 'Dead' sailor
« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2007, 10:56:15 AM »

Scene from Star Trek

Bones--"It's life Jim, but not as we know it".

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Re: 'Dead' sailor
« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2007, 11:17:26 AM »


Panama is long way dear. Cant we go somewhere nearer.
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Re: 'Dead' sailor
« Reply #7 on: December 10, 2007, 11:20:05 AM »

"you said we would only be out an hour" >>:-( >>:-(

Mark.
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Re: 'Dead' sailor
« Reply #8 on: December 10, 2007, 11:54:41 AM »

Boy: Come in number 99 your time is up.

Man: We haven't got a 99.

Boy: Are you in trouble 66?
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Re: 'Dead' sailor
« Reply #9 on: December 10, 2007, 11:58:12 AM »

Boating on a skeleton budget.  ;D
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Re: 'Dead' sailor
« Reply #10 on: December 10, 2007, 12:01:19 PM »

Boating on a skeleton budget.  ;D

Oh my God, :o :o
It's Gordon Brown's plans for Navy 2010 ::) >:(
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Re: 'Dead' sailor
« Reply #11 on: December 10, 2007, 12:52:29 PM »

are we there yet daddy    I'm starving

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Re: 'Dead' sailor
« Reply #12 on: December 10, 2007, 06:23:04 PM »

Cor didnt think LLanberis Lake was that long

Stavros
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Re: 'Dead' sailor
« Reply #13 on: December 10, 2007, 06:40:09 PM »

I told you that landing a boat full of piranha was a bad idea!


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Re: 'Dead' sailor
« Reply #14 on: December 10, 2007, 07:09:23 PM »

Just keep rowing and dont make so many bones about it !!!
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Re: 'Dead' sailor
« Reply #15 on: December 10, 2007, 07:22:48 PM »

'Don't turn to the dark side Luke - use the Force'
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Re: 'Dead' sailor
« Reply #16 on: December 10, 2007, 07:28:40 PM »

Scotty! Thats the last  time you call Spock BIG EARS when he's near the Teleport!
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Re: 'Dead' sailor
« Reply #17 on: December 10, 2007, 07:32:40 PM »


That must be on the Rivers of Babylon.....  O0
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Re: 'Dead' sailor
« Reply #18 on: December 10, 2007, 07:52:10 PM »

Wasn't that record made by BONEY M........

    i'll go away now :D :D
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Re: 'Dead' sailor
« Reply #19 on: December 10, 2007, 08:17:46 PM »

"Look - I know Reggie Perrin left all his clothes on the beach but ..........."
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Re: 'Dead' sailor
« Reply #20 on: December 10, 2007, 08:19:06 PM »

A bone of contention on this thread!!! :D :D

Mark :-X

 pass me my tablets please!!!
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Re: 'Dead' sailor
« Reply #21 on: December 10, 2007, 08:58:31 PM »

row row row yr boat gently across the stream,, merrily merrily merrily merrily  EVERY ONE SING row row row yr boat  {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) :D O0
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Re: 'Dead' sailor
« Reply #22 on: December 10, 2007, 09:30:28 PM »

"You know something Mabel, they said I wouldn't have the guts to row the Atlantic in such a small boat....I think they were right!! "Stop whining Arthur and put your back into it man"!  Now look here Mabel, I can't do this if your'e going to start taking the p155",..... " Come to think of it old girl, I haven't felt the call of nature for a while" 
"You know Arthur, I haven't forgiven you for throwing Rover overboard last week, you know how much I loved that dog" "Look here Mabel, the last thing we need right now is a starving dog onboard.... I didn't like the way he was looking at us"
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Re: 'Dead' sailor
« Reply #23 on: December 10, 2007, 11:24:32 PM »

     I hope no one spots us.  I don't like to be seen nude in public.  :embarrassed:
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Re: 'Dead' sailor
« Reply #24 on: December 10, 2007, 11:26:59 PM »

I was still alive when Martin said he would post the pictures
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