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boatmadman

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Re: clean pirate joke !
« Reply #50 on: September 28, 2006, 02:03:15 PM »

Did you hear about the blonde with square boobs?

She didnt take the tissues out of the box!

Ian
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Re: clean pirate joke !
« Reply #51 on: September 28, 2006, 03:27:31 PM »

NEWS FLASH   Irish SAS make a big mistake they have just freed 23 ostriches from a Tehran zoo
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Re: clean pirate joke !
« Reply #52 on: September 28, 2006, 03:32:52 PM »

Yes, and shot the gorillas!
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Re: clean pirate joke !
« Reply #53 on: September 28, 2006, 03:36:48 PM »

Did'nt they send the tanks into the cod wars in the 70's??
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Re: clean pirate joke !
« Reply #54 on: September 28, 2006, 08:53:15 PM »

just like the Irish Air Force helped against the Argentinians by bombing Falkirk !
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Re: clean pirate joke !
« Reply #55 on: September 28, 2006, 09:03:08 PM »



Falkirk, cod wars, gorillas and 23 ostriches. ????


Have you all gone mad ??


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Re: clean pirate joke !
« Reply #56 on: September 28, 2006, 10:56:10 PM »

I once knew a man who's father had the easiest job in the world - Protestant padre to the Irish Air Corps.

And yes, Dicky, we are all mad - but its the supposedly sane ones you need to worry about.

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laserblue16

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Re: clean pirate joke !
« Reply #57 on: September 28, 2006, 11:35:29 PM »

I aint mad,,, i'm f******g furious  >:(. must be this site.
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Re: clean pirate joke !
« Reply #58 on: September 29, 2006, 11:17:46 AM »

All this Steve Irwin stuff just goes to show, all the jokes on here and the countless ones floating around over here, yet Peter Brock Died only a few days later and so far not one joke...
Just goes to show who was really liked...



Roy
Who was Peter Brock? ???
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Re: clean pirate joke !
« Reply #59 on: September 29, 2006, 11:39:19 AM »

All this Steve Irwin stuff just goes to show, all the jokes on here and the countless ones floating around over here, yet Peter Brock Died only a few days later and so far not one joke...
Just goes to show who was really liked...



Roy
Who was Peter Brock? ???

Without wanting to upset cbr900, or any other Australian for that matter, it has to be said that Peter Brock was virtually unknown outside his own Country, except in fairly specialised motor racing circles, I'm sure he never wrestled with nasty snakes or anything like that, and certainly not on world TV. As I said earlier when I brought up his name, I met him only last month for the first and only time, and he was a really nice guy. For anyone wanting to know more try Google, but he was possibly the third best racing driver that Australia has produced, and he had a status similar to a 'man of the people' racer like Nigel Mansell in the UK.
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Re: clean pirate joke !
« Reply #60 on: September 29, 2006, 11:44:27 AM »

What have Richard Hammond and Kate Moss both got in common??


Both been smashed on Top Gear ;D ;D ;D


Sorry had to add that one..its been hanging around on my mobile for days now
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