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Re: Jokes & Humour 3
« Reply #601 on: September 10, 2011, 03:48:36 pm »


Joke of the week!

   Showcase cinema, Peterborough.... £2.65   for a small bottle of water!!!

Try standing an Evian bottle in front of a mirror. (naive {-)).
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Re: Jokes & Humour 3
« Reply #602 on: September 10, 2011, 05:57:04 pm »

Try standing an Evian bottle in front of a mirror. (naive {-)).

Or try to re arrange another famous drink,
VIMTO  {:-{

Not so nice
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Re: Jokes & Humour 3
« Reply #603 on: September 10, 2011, 07:12:02 pm »

I remember when you could go a whole day playing out then have a glass of Dandelion and Burdock when you got home.
The only use for water was cleaning your teeth or if you were choking - and then it was out of the tap!
I don't think any of us died of dehydration just walking (or running) about.
How times change!!
Danny
 
Aha good ole Dandelion and Burdock.....doesn't quite taste the same today though,  %) didn't you swirl the D & B about in yer mouth to clean yer teeth Danny ?  :D
3 cheers for good ole tap water......I don't drink bottled water I know what's in it or rather what's not in it !

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Re: Jokes & Humour 3
« Reply #604 on: September 21, 2011, 10:43:56 am »


An Irish Mirror

After living in the remote countryside of Ireland all his life, an old Irishman decided it was time to visit Dublin.

In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it.

Not ever having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring back at him. 

'How 'bout that!' he exclaims, 'Here's a picture of me Fadder.'

He bought the mirror thinking it was a picture of his dad, but on the way home he remembered his wife didn't like his father, so he hung it in
the shed, and every morning before leaving to go fishin', he would go there and look at it.

His wife began to get suspicious of these many trips to the shed.

So, one day after her husband left, she went to the shed and found the mirror.........................................................................................

As she looked into the glass, she fumed, 'So that's the ugly bitch he's runnin' around with.'
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Re: Jokes & Humour 3
« Reply #605 on: September 24, 2011, 11:06:32 pm »

 {-)
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Re: Jokes & Humour 3
« Reply #606 on: September 25, 2011, 09:59:21 am »

Thats one way to hand your notice in.
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Re: Jokes & Humour 3
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