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barryfoote

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Re: jokes from the real life
« Reply #25 on: August 06, 2008, 04:28:47 am »
Brilliant.. O0 O0
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omra85

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Re: jokes from the real life
« Reply #26 on: August 06, 2008, 10:22:15 pm »
"Intoxicated with passion" more like.  The nurse probably went off to complain that your kissing wasn't up to standard  {-)
Now your wife will have to give you lessons - again  ::)

Great that you're up and about again  O0
Keep well
Danny
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Re: jokes from the real life
« Reply #27 on: August 07, 2008, 09:38:06 pm »
Yes, the Nurse Chief, tell to my Wife that I kissed a Young Nurse, my first Daugther, who is 29 an Mother are at home, kind visit to support me, she was present when my Wife(God bless Her)ask why kiss the nurse, I said that I was under the strong effect of the serious painkillers, and sow that woman so beautifully and young that thought that beauty vision only can be Her. :angel:
My Wife said OK, but be careful, and I'll be wacth you very near. :police:
My Daugther tell me , after that, but in Spanish: Dad you are a sweet gentlemen, bastar...
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Re: jokes from the real life
« Reply #28 on: August 07, 2008, 09:43:01 pm »
I think your daughter has you figured out Godo.

Really glad to hear you are better and back amongst us,  O0
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« Reply #29 on: August 13, 2008, 06:36:21 pm »
Hello to everyone,
I'm here {-), O.K. The life is a joke, in the youth and in the maturity, I'm 55 years old, so I can remember when the firts time to go at the Drug store to buy the "protection" was a time of secrecy and shame, looking for the time that there no was anybody, just the pharmaceutic an the young, that was the good time, and always the pharmaceutic said in loud voice, OK 3 condo...to the young gentlemen and I was pray to the earth open, those were the days...
That days get back, o yes, with the same shame, I'm have to get some help to be a husband, my Doctor said that just one pill, for some days will be, the pill of course is Viagra.... {-) ::)
So I go to the drug store, wait until the people go, ask to the pharmaceutic in an almost whispering, please give me one pill of Viagra, the employee shout, just one, you will need 4, it is in sale, 4 just for 400 pesos,  :embarrassed:
I do'nt need to write that I toke the offer and fell young again, or it is the same shame, anyway the life is a joke I'm enjoy it.
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Ad. did anybody get determination of the Prostatic antigen, go and get it
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« Reply #30 on: August 13, 2008, 10:44:23 pm »
Isn't it odd that just when you really, really, want the earth to open up and swallow you, it never does?
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« Reply #31 on: December 12, 2008, 09:52:16 am »
Glad to here you are better mate. Arn't nurses wonderful!

You story reminded me of an incident when I was in my youth...
I was 18-19 and engaged to a sweet girl. some times in the morning she would wake me with a cup of tea. I was staying at her parents house for Christmas and in my sleep I hear good morning, Here is a cup of tea for you....
Still more a sleep than a wake, I reach out and grab a hand full of  ;D and squeezed "What no good morning  :kiss: ?" I ask.
To which her mum  :o replies well I think you might want to ask my daughter that when she come out of the bath.

Now that was embarassing!  :embarrassed: :embarrassed: :embarrassed: :embarrassed:

felice navidad!
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« Reply #32 on: December 12, 2008, 07:12:48 pm »
Hello to everyone
I really love to wish to all a very Merry Christmats and a happy new year, I ask again, Did you know about the status of your Prostate, please go to your Doctor :police:
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Re: jokes from the real life
« Reply #33 on: December 12, 2008, 08:12:36 pm »
Hi there Godo Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Hope you are all well.
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« Reply #34 on: December 12, 2008, 08:38:11 pm »
Hey there Godo,glad to hear you are giving others good advice,and most of all you are recovering and still remain your sense of humour,
I wish you and your family a happy christmas and new year,and see more of you on here
Regards
Mark
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Re: jokes from the real life
« Reply #35 on: December 15, 2008, 09:55:57 pm »
Hello to everyone
Joke from the real life, I'm an MD I know about cancer and I have cancer, but  :-)), I saw the ugly death very near, but  :}I can still learn, so I had a surgery, but with the help of that pill.... %%, This decease show me the best Way to be happy, in weekdays, when I get back from the Hospital a grab my Wife and kiss Her, like if we were some teens, I know that She is searching for the new S-100 to give me it , That I want to advice is Kiss The Wife every day, very hard and you will get a model ship.
Please , it is the the time to be happy, Best wishes
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barryfoote

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« Reply #36 on: December 16, 2008, 07:46:27 am »
What a wonderful man.... :-)) :-))
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« Reply #37 on: February 02, 2009, 06:50:27 am »
Quote from: djrobbo on May 08, 2008, 07:37:34 pm
Hi martin..........go down to the boiler house and get me a bucket of steam :D..........always good for a laugh {-) {-)

           regards...bob.

The other line to this is when he returns with the bucket of steam.  He goes to throw the steam at the prankster and it comes out as water and gets him all wet. He then says, "oops, I guess it must have condensed". O0

cheers :-)

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« Reply #38 on: December 04, 2009, 07:11:27 pm »
It is a true history...
In order to make me a joke, my Wife give me a underwear Short's made of silk, white with the figure of a large kiss stamped, I don't wear those anytime, but my Wife was "out of order" because a surgery in one of her hands and at that moment, early in the morning that short was the only underear available,
Every day I have to be at an videomitting, where all , I must said ALL the Director, subdirector, the supervisor's , the Nurse chief, everyone from the top, are "in the air" so in the TV set of my meting room I can see and talk to everybody of the direction of every Hospital, just to push a finger in an remot control. OK thats the scenery... :o
Some day, very early at the morning, I went to the mitting room, sat on my chair in front of camera, very serious was my face, poker face, I push the bottoms, said that I have to said relative to the Dengue cases, wish a good day to every one, but I feel something under the underwear, maybe some ugly tropical insect, mortal one, so I jump off my executive chair, in panic put off my pants, my white coat up and search me self  in the rear, the insect was just an ant, but a very big one, so I was with an ant in my hand, the pant on my shoes, the white coat on my face and the complete system opened, every one, in all my country wacth me on TV, I forget to turn off,
I get a lot of mail's, memorandum and telephone call's to ask about  where then can buy the same underwear.
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« Reply #39 on: December 04, 2009, 08:02:28 pm »
Godo
The older you get, the worse you get  {-) {-) {-)
I hope someone was recording the meeting - we may see you on YouTube  :embarrassed: %)
I thought you'd got over the spell of "pushing the bottoms", I think you may have meant "buttons" (but knowing you ... )
Don't ever change  :-))
Best wishes
Danny
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Re: jokes from the real life
« Reply #40 on: December 04, 2009, 08:54:17 pm »
Yes it was a spelling problem, the English is not one of my most solid "know how to", I ask pardon for my bad written. :embarrassed:
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« Reply #41 on: December 04, 2009, 09:01:10 pm »
How you doing Godo?  :-)
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« Reply #42 on: December 04, 2009, 09:35:43 pm »
Hello Martin
Dear gentlemen, I'm fine,  at the last august i have a second surgery, today I have not any cancer activity, no need of medicine or radiation, with some little help of "that pill" I'm a very good husband (for my 56 year's age), happy me, Wife who is a very short woman but a beautiful one in the Mexican way, She is my 3 wife, the first I lost Her because the cancer, the second was a Cuban beauty but a lot of trouble and the last one who is some small but when she smile come the sun , I'm going to show Her this post, She got a radio and a boat for me  to Christmas, (it is a surprise) so I'm doing fine, from my heart THANK YOU FOR ASK.
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« Reply #43 on: December 05, 2009, 03:20:54 am »
Great to hear Godo and keep that little women of your very happy :} , I myself have been down the cancer road this year also and so far so good things look like all will be well. mine was in my tonnsal (sorry spelling) {throat area} I found it brushing my teeth one night by hitting it. but enough about me good luck and keep up the good work .
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