Too bloody many - they've got so tanked up on stupid juice and egged half the houses on the street - Funny for them, god awful mess to clean up tomorrow for me,
police came - CSO's actually (toy coppers) walked OVER the evidence - egg shells and splattered contents, egg boxes - and traipsed into the hall carpet - wife is still on the ceiling - adding insult to injury " there's not a lot we can do sir"
Am I happy to celebrate Paddy's day ? what do you think?