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djrobbo

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Re: Ponder on these Imponderables
« Reply #25 on: June 18, 2008, 07:33:48 pm »
Why do they put frosted glass in aircraft toilet windows ???? :D
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Re: Ponder on these Imponderables
« Reply #26 on: June 18, 2008, 07:35:41 pm »
That must be a posh airline you fly with O0
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Re: Ponder on these Imponderables
« Reply #27 on: June 18, 2008, 08:26:31 pm »
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Why do they put frosted glass in aircraft toilet windows

To make you pay attention to where you are aiming instead of admiring the view.  ;)
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GaryM

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Re: Ponder on these Imponderables
« Reply #28 on: June 18, 2008, 09:43:45 pm »
Why do packets of Peanuts have "may contain Nuts" on the packaging?

Gary :)
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supersonic

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Re: Ponder on these Imponderables
« Reply #29 on: June 18, 2008, 11:05:07 pm »
 :-\ HOW DO SNOW PLOUGH DRIVERS GET TO WORK ?
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Re: Ponder on these Imponderables
« Reply #30 on: June 19, 2008, 12:03:40 am »
On Skidoos....yippee!
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GaryM

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Re: Ponder on these Imponderables
« Reply #31 on: June 21, 2008, 11:54:17 pm »
What came first the Chicken or the Egg? 

Gary :)
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Re: Ponder on these Imponderables
« Reply #32 on: June 22, 2008, 03:13:25 am »
If you took every boat out of the sea would the water level go down :D :o

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(i know its late at night but ive been busy getting motors into my battleship and have pondered many things O0)
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Re: Ponder on these Imponderables
« Reply #33 on: June 22, 2008, 09:50:39 am »
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If you took every boat out of the sea would the water level go down

Well, that's an easy one. Put your model in the bath and see if the water level goes up!  ;)
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Re: Ponder on these Imponderables
« Reply #34 on: June 22, 2008, 10:03:37 am »
Why is your hair never tidy when you get up in the morning?

Why are there spiders in the bath, washand basin and sink... but never in the toilet?

Why do weathermen (persons) smile when they tell you its going to rain?
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Re: Ponder on these Imponderables
« Reply #35 on: June 22, 2008, 10:26:39 am »
Here's a (relatively) serious one!

If we are extracting gas, oil, coal, peat and all the other non-renewables from the Earth, burning them and releasing all those gasses into the atmosphere, is the Earth getting lighter? And when will it implode?

Rick
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Re: Ponder on these Imponderables
« Reply #36 on: June 22, 2008, 10:27:23 am »
Why, when there are four people living in the house, are there seven toothbrushes in the bathroom?  :o
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Re: Ponder on these Imponderables
« Reply #37 on: June 22, 2008, 01:35:44 pm »
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Why are there spiders in the bath, washand basin and sink... but never in the toilet?

Why do weathermen (persons) smile when they tell you its going to rain?
Even spiders have to draw a line somewhere
Weathermen smile when handing out rain because they have an indoor job.
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Spyderman_uk

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Re: Ponder on these Imponderables
« Reply #38 on: June 29, 2008, 11:16:24 pm »
Why when searching for something do you always find it in the last place you look?
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GaryM

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Re: Ponder on these Imponderables
« Reply #39 on: June 30, 2008, 12:42:16 am »
"Why when searching for something do you always find it in the last place you look?"

or when you've just been out and bought a new one!

Gary :)
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chingdevil

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Re: Ponder on these Imponderables
« Reply #40 on: June 30, 2008, 08:14:28 am »

It will always be the last place you look, because when you have found it you will not look for it any more ;) ;) ;) ;)


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Re: Ponder on these Imponderables
« Reply #41 on: July 11, 2008, 11:30:29 pm »
Why is it called a drive thru .................. when you have to stop ??? ??? ??? ???

Mark
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olly

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Re: Ponder on these Imponderables
« Reply #42 on: September 29, 2008, 01:57:38 pm »
If all is not lost, where is it?
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Re: Ponder on these Imponderables
« Reply #43 on: September 29, 2008, 10:27:50 pm »
Quote from: chingdevil on June 30, 2008, 08:14:28 am

It will always be the last place you look, because when you have found it you will not look for it any more ;) ;) ;) ;)


Brian
You would if you were like my mate.  Whatever he has just found he promptly looses again.   >>:-(
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Re: Ponder on these Imponderables
« Reply #44 on: September 30, 2008, 02:37:23 pm »
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
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Re: Ponder on these Imponderables
« Reply #45 on: September 30, 2008, 04:14:03 pm »
Quote from: ronkh on September 30, 2008, 02:37:23 pm
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Yes, but there is more of it to dip.  And it usually needs ironing.
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Bee

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Re: Ponder on these Imponderables
« Reply #46 on: September 30, 2008, 06:54:02 pm »
Never understood why the chicken and egg thing should be a paradox. Just convert to mule and baby mule and it becomes obvious.
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Re: Ponder on these Imponderables
« Reply #47 on: September 30, 2008, 06:59:30 pm »

Bee is a now proclaimed Mayhem's resident Philosopher!   O0
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Re: Ponder on these Imponderables
« Reply #48 on: October 01, 2008, 11:40:41 am »
Are you sure you don't want indecision to hold you back?
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olly

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Re: Ponder on these Imponderables
« Reply #49 on: October 01, 2008, 03:12:32 pm »
I used to be indecisive but now I'm not so sure.
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