THE TALKING DOG
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A man is driving around the country lanes of Cornwall,when he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty style house
TALKING DOG FOR SALE
He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the back yard.
The man goes into the yard and see's a nice looking Labrador sitting there.
"You talk?" he askes
"Yeah" the Lab replies
After the man recovers from the shock of hearing a talking dog he asks
"So what's your story ?"
The lab looks up and says "Well, I discovered I could talk when I was pretty young.I wanted to work with the government,so I told MI5 and they had me sworn in to the toughest branch of the armed forces. HER MAJESTIES ROYAL MARINES. You know that one of their nicknames is Devil Dogs !
In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country,sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one thought a dog could eavesdrop. I ;)was one of their most valuable spies for 8 years running, but all that jetting around really tired me out and I
knew I was not getting any younger.
So I decided to settle down.
I retired from the corps---- (8 dog years is 56 corps years !) and signed up for a job to do undercover security work at the airport,wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.I got married , had a mess of puppies and now I am totally retired"
The man is amazed. He goes back to the owner and asks what he wants for the dog.
" Ten Quid" the owner says.
"Ten Quid ?" This dog is amazing ! "Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?
Because he's such a bull sh****r.He never did any of that!
" He was in the Navy "
Dave
