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[craftysod]

This guys wife found out he had a girlfriend 

[catengineman]

did him a favour ! 

[tigertiger]

Missed the beer cooler though, that was lucky.

[DavieTait]

Ah but managed to kill the Ferrari lol Perhaps she was just a disgruntled follower of McLaren 

[craftysod]

Think i should let ron decide best think to happen to a red cheater

GO LEWIS DONT SCREW THIS YEAR UP

[ronkh]

Food for thought next time in Monza ::)

[das boot]

That scene is very similar to what my first wife did to my workshop when she discovered I was leaving her and going back long distance trucking. To say she wasn't amused would be a slight understatement...


Women... 


Rich

[White Ensign]

Rich, be lucky with it!
Mine had found out due to the split up, that my modeling can be charged with an certain amount. And she wanted 50% of it on our divorce.... So I have to buy back 50% of each model I owned from a lawyer.....
But I had "gifted" some to my first mate, who hided them in his cellar.....

As Goethe (the German poet) has said once: Then women will turn to hyenas!

[catengineman]

First wife had power of attorney   never do that again 

Any way I went to sea 5 months when I got 'home' she had sold house under equity by £45,000, maxed out on my/our access card and mooved into rented flat !

Lawers cost even more !
She sold the house to the same people that were going to have it before I had to go to sea, but just wipped some 000's off the end of the price and then went on a spend spend spend with the joint access card untill it was refused three times and then the bank froze the account (thats how I found out)

what happened = courts said I had to pay as she had no income or assetts (gave the lot away apparently)

Still live and learn  :)

R,

[BobF]

Don't forget that Lewis has already tried to park on top of a red car 

[meechingman]

Nice overtaking manouevre, and the best thing to do with a Ferrari!  Team Ford will either get a 25 second penalty or a 10 place grid drop - probably for the rest of its life!

WoW! I've just had a terrible thought. I did a track day last week at Thruxton. On my last lap in a Porsche, I overtook a Ferrari (driven crappily by a big poser) going through Brooklands. I was on the racing line and he had to go wide - honest, Max. Does this mean I'm done for next time?

As for my amicable divorce, my wife's lawyers got together with mine and split everything right down the middle - then gave her the bigger half!  :'(

[grasshopper]

I've told my wife if we ever get to the divorce stage she'll  be moving out of the family home and into a field in Lincolnshire, or should that be under?



 always had a problem with grammar  :angel:

[White Ensign]

.... a long time ago witches had been burnt, right?  ::)


A while ago my neighbour had a quarrel with his ex-wife at the garden fence. She shouted that all can hear it. He took it with a smile and carried on with his garden work... which made her shouting louder.
After a while he roared back: "Why don`t you sit on your broom and fly back to your cheater- where you come from?"

New broom: 2,50€
Being divorced: 7500€
See the face of his ex-wife: Priceless

[malcolmfrary]

My mother in law had a racing saddle and dropped handlebars on her broomstick.......